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Cycle advice for a pro bowler?

TheProject

TheProject

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I know this should probably be over on the anabolic board, but I know more people that know me will see it here.

I went bowling this weekend, and I think I can really make it as a pro bowler with the right training and a couple of killer cycles. My average is around 130-160 right now, but I know AS will help me kick that up.

Any training/cycle ideas?
 
i think you need to go high on the estrogen - boobs will help you throw straighter....

do a lot of light wrist curls... reps in the 100s... weight at a max of 5 lbs.

scrappy can tell you about sissy squats... they've helped him in his lawn bowling career immensely.
 
Be sure to rotate the wrists thru a complete ROM at the NAMBLA circle Jerks you frequent
 
I was a HUGE bowler back in the day (210) and the only thing that makes a good bowler is practice. There is a lot of timing and skill involved. Hit the lanes if you're serious and don't be the clown with no thumb in the ball looking to go pro. I hit 2 300 games a few years back but I found new intrest in cage fighting once I hit the sauce. Go figure!

Later,
Green
 
Cornholio said:
Be sure to rotate the wrists thru a complete ROM at the NAMBLA circle Jerks you frequent
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hey, is that like the thing you see the old guys doing where they hold a dumbbell and twist it back and forth a bunch of times?

Will that help?
 
kingjohn said:
try stacking busch beer and those big ole texas onion rings. Don't forget the cheese either. ED at a lb per day.
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They did have chili cheese dogs at the snack bar, but I think they only had Miller, no Busch. Would that work?
 
AS for bowling huh? Mayhaps AS is not what you need? Maybe what you really need to hear about is how you can get away with dressing up the pins as nude men with their genitals on the bottom of the pins so as to motivate you to knock those fuckers down. That way you'll be trying extra hard to get a peek at the bottoms of the pins and thus your game will get far better. You may also want to consider wearing nothing but a pink thong while you do so and try to make yourself fall out of it - if you catch my meaning - with each ball thrown. I've tried this method and it really helps tighten up your form.

I am not sure why everyone was quick to make fun of you (unless this was a serious post) so I thought I would try and provide a serious answer for you. Hope that helps. :)
 
Direct Winstrol and Suspension injections into your thumb and broachioradialis.

You'll have one fucking huge Popeye Forearm.

And hit a case Miller High Life per day to work on the gut which is importante for that low center of gravity you need to dominate the lanes.
 
holy shit this thread is a debacle. I don't think there's a particular cycle that'll help, if anything getting too strong may take some of your accuracy off, since there is some finesse involved.
 
Nathan said:
AS for bowling huh? Mayhaps AS is not what you need? Maybe what you really need to hear about is how you can get away with dressing up the pins as nude men with their genitals on the bottom of the pins so as to motivate you to knock those fuckers down. That way you'll be trying extra hard to get a peek at the bottoms of the pins and thus your game will get far better. You may also want to consider wearing nothing but a pink thong while you do so and try to make yourself fall out of it - if you catch my meaning - with each ball thrown. I've tried this method and it really helps tighten up your form.

I am not sure why everyone was quick to make fun of you (unless this was a serious post) so I thought I would try and provide a serious answer for you. Hope that helps. :)
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Thanks Nate...I don't know why people were taking shots either. Well, except for Corn...he doesn't like to be helpful, just sit back and take shots at people.

Hannibal was there too, and he said it might help if I shaved my arms, cut down on wind resistance. Think there's any merit to that?
 
strong island said:
Direct Winstrol and Suspension injections into your thumb and broachioradialis.

You'll have one fucking huge Popeye Forearm.

And hit a case Miller High Life per day to work on the gut which is importante for that low center of gravity you need to dominate the lanes.
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Now THAT's what I'm talking about...site injections.

Man, I didn't think about that.

What about doing 102 sets of arms...would that help?
 
TheProject said:


Thanks Nate...I don't know why people were taking shots either. Well, except for Corn...he doesn't like to be helpful, just sit back and take shots at people.

Hannibal was there too, and he said it might help if I shaved my arms, cut down on wind resistance. Think there's any merit to that?
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Hell yes. You have to be as aerodynamic as possible at all times. Do you wear a shower cap while you bowl? You should start. I find hot pink shower caps with flowers on them to be the most aerodynamic by far. Good luck.
 
Nathan said:


Hell yes. You have to be as aerodynamic as possible at all times. Do you wear a shower cap while you bowl? You should start. I find hot pink shower caps with flowers on them to be the most aerodynamic by far. Good luck.
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Boy, if this doesn't fall in HappyScrappy's arena, I don't know what does. HS, what do you think?
 
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.


Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
 
Everybody knows that White Russians and the occasional J are the only things you need to maximize your bowling potential. Wearing a ratty bathrobe also helps.

Also having a colorful nom de plume such as The Dude will help your bowling career immensely.
 
TheProject said:


Now THAT's what I'm talking about...site injections.

Man, I didn't think about that.

What about doing 102 sets of arms...would that help?
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Absolutely....it is actually in Poliquins new book, Winning the Arms Race Vol. 2. There is chapter devoted to Bowling, America's fastest growing sport.

I believe you have to stay at the gym for 2 days....goes sumptin like this:

20 sets of One Arm(arm you bowl with) hammer curls at a 5-0-2 tempo.

You superset that with jerking off. Charles says this is great for the forearm muscles and the brachialis..because the bicep is at a mechanical disadvantage.

Repeat Superset 68 times. Eating between sets 20 and 40.

Oh yeah..the book is only 6 pages including the Table of Contents and costs 49.95.
 
I would strongly suggest wacking off at least twice a day with your dominant hand. Does wonders for forearm muscles, coordination, and wrist flexablity. Guarenteed to improve your game.

BTW any site injections into your forearm should be done w/ a 18ga 1.5" pin, preferably one thats been previously used by a gay man w/ AIDS.
 
Dr.RobertBanner said:
I would strongly suggest wacking off at least twice a day with your dominant hand. Does wonders for forearm muscles, coordination, and wrist flexablity. Guarenteed to improve your game.

BTW any site injections into your forearm should be done w/ a 18ga 1.5" pin, preferably one thats been previously used by a gay man w/ AIDS.
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Yeah, but make sure he's gay or you might get yourself into some serious trouble doing that.
 
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