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Subject: Bells
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>Bells...
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>Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them
to
>line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and
>beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest
had a
>small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose
bell
>rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he
had
>not reached a state of spiritual purity.
>
>The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no
reaction.
>She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the
priests
>until she got to the final priest (Carlos). As she danced, his bell
began
>to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.
>Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it
up.
>
>Then, all the other bells started to ring and all hell broke
loose.......
Subject: Bells
>
>
>Bells...
>
>Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them
to
>line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and
>beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest
had a
>small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose
bell
>rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he
had
>not reached a state of spiritual purity.
>
>The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no
reaction.
>She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the
priests
>until she got to the final priest (Carlos). As she danced, his bell
began
>to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.
>Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it
up.
>
>Then, all the other bells started to ring and all hell broke
loose.......
