Curmudgeon

[satanic goatslayer]

What's the best way to deal with a grumpy man?

Shank him in the stomach with a glass shard and punch his dentures out. He'll shake his fist, and then he is to have his knees smashed out with a claw hammer. Obscenities will NOT be tolerated. Any deviation from this rule will be met with swift and harsh justice. Castration and subsequent choking with his severed genitals.

Slam his head against a wooden cutting board and thrust a chef's knife through his mouth and into the wood. Dance for a while, but it is extremely important to dance quickly, lest you risk being struck down from above by His crowbar. Use a golf club - preferably a wedge - to demolish his skull.

Never again will his miserable mood affect you.

http://www.tabbycat.org/pictures/ratface/grumpy.jpg

 

[DR. NOE]

Ever think about producing horor movies. What do you do on Halloween.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Ever think about producing horor movies. What do you do on Halloween.

Question marks aside, Halloween is just like any other day, except I carve a skull out and burn incense in it.

As for horror, I prefer to make motivational videos first and foremost. Only once I master something can I make an efficient transition to another.

 

[Newbie2building]

What a great idea, SG! You could start writing horror books or something. Might as well make some moola while tormenting the masses

 

[satanic goatslayer]

The written word is not my strongest area. I am more than happy with my flock and shanty-town. You can write books for me though, and if I needed firewood I'd use them.

I walked backwards - stopped on a dime.

 

[Newbie2building]

I walked backwards - stopped on a dime. [/B]

Tell the truth, are you really the pope?

 

[TheProject]

Dude, we all know one time's got no case.

 

[WODIN]

As for horror, I prefer to make motivational videos first and foremost. Only once I master something can I make an efficient transition to another.

You truley are one saddistic bastard!!!

 

[addickt]

Dude, we all know one time's got no case.

Nice reference to "old school rap"......... That is when rap wasnt all shit.....