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WalkingBeast

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(July 24) -- The pictures are disturbing. An 84-year-old bald fuck is in the hospital recovering from injuries he says he received at the hands of a man with no hands. Henderson police officers said the 84 year old crisper came at them with intent to suck balls. Police say it started with a traffic dispute. It ended with Charles Walker in the hospital with his head between his asscheeks mumbling nonsensical bullshit.
Employees of the Rainbow Fag Club and Casino can't believe this is the same flying dildo who visits the restaurant three or four times a day.

"He's the cheapest old jew. He would give you the shit out his douchebag if he had to," said Steven Seagul, a Rainbow Fag Club employee.

WalkingBeast rendered that bald fuck senseless with a kick to the balls and shit eating grin.The crisper suffered injures after a run-in with police Sunday night.

According to the police report, Walker was in his white KKK outfit and was parked in the middle of a indoor shopping mall chucking nazi hand grenades out the window. Police say they pulled out thier dicks and sprayed the man, then sent WalkingBeast in to finish the job.One officer slid his dick in behind him, and that's when Walker crumbled into complete oblivion. Tumbling through a downward spiral.

According to the police report, Walker would not listen to the officers' directions and even threw his hearing aid at them. He then resisted arrest and began tumbling on the floor uncontrollably.

"There's no excuse. This should've been handled in a different way," said Dr."The Ass" Flungass, an attorney hired by Walker's family. "From what Bob told me, the officers suspected him of child molestation,first degree bunsmack, tumbling within 1000 feet of a Bozo the clown freak show,drinking and driving,and looking at them.

Walker suffered five broken ribs, a hip fracture and multiple contusions, a punctured crippler, a hamburger stapled to his esophagus and a badly chewed up eyeball along with his dick and balls being stuffed into his mouth.

The Henderson Police Department says it's conducting an internal operation. They plan to remove Walker's critical body parts and have a food fight.

"I believe our community deserves an answer. We don't have all the answers, but we'll make some up," said Chief Mike Dinglebery of the Henderson Police Department.

Meanwhile, friends like Fox,Cigar and Fag are visiting Walker, who's still buzzed off his fucking ass from the painkillers.

"He's in good spirits,especially now since hes dead. but that's how he always is...Dead. He was just a little guy," Fox said.
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HOLY S*@%!! walkingbeast,...u should SERIOUSLY consider writing comedy. i can't remember the last time i laughed that HARD w/ tears in my eyes. MAD PROPS 2 U bro!! i'm gonna c if i can find sum more a ur posts.( LOL!!)
NICE lifts btw. i used 2 compete in the wnpf (powerlifting) in the 220 raw div. i'm ret. 4 a few,but miss competing. u should consider doing a "full power meet", ur no's r good.
 
mhcbenz said:
HOLY S*@%!! walkingbeast,...u should SERIOUSLY consider writing comedy. i can't remember the last time i laughed that HARD w/ tears in my eyes. MAD PROPS 2 U bro!! i'm gonna c if i can find sum more a ur posts.( LOL!!)
NICE lifts btw. i used 2 compete in the wnpf (powerlifting) in the 220 raw div. i'm ret. 4 a few,but miss competing. u should consider doing a "full power meet", ur no's r good.


Question..

Why do some digital skeletons appear to have small 4x3 penises in the center of the screen, and a lot of wasted black buttcrack space all around the center lobe?

Answer..

A true nihilist does not exist soley on the celestial plane, but also in the rotational demise of satan as well. (not just "digitized" dog shit) "IT" is designed and holocaust to a large audience of niggular makings. Try for a change, to rectify the closular trident which pierces through the nucleus into the gooey delicious center. Exceed the abundance by tenfold to win prize!!
 
LOL!! I believe that was a quote from Damon Wayans, on the show "In Living Color" ( an old comedy show back in the early 90's) Damon used to do this skit about a con who was in the joint, and he used to tell stories using "fictional", big words. Nobody could understand what the f*@% he was trying to say,(which made it funny)That dude use to f*@% ing crack me up. That show was where Jim Carrey got his big break. check it our some time, u'd laugh ur ass off, it's old school comedy, but funny as a muh' f*@%'a B.E.T. has reruns late night sometimes of "In Livng Color" If u check it out, watch 4 "Homey the Clown" (Damon), and Fire Marshall Bill(Jim Carrey)
b4 I 4get to ask, r u a moderator? I'm a f*@%'n newbie here, but no stranger to the iron game. just wanted to find out the rulz here. I already know about "not listing sources" (got my own already), but wanted to meet a few peeps & maybe share info about training, diet, and talk about slutz. U know,.. the usual. (lol!)
p.s.- how do you exchange pvt msg, or talk w/o puttin' ur info out there. My dude told me "big brother", is always watching these boards. I hate "little fuckin' piggies" (aka:cops)
Anyway,.. hitz me back whenever Peace
 
mhcbenz said:
LOL!! I believe that was a quote from Damon Wayans, on the show "In Living Color" ( an old comedy show back in the early 90's) Damon used to do this skit about a con who was in the joint, and he used to tell stories using "fictional", big words. Nobody could understand what the f*@% he was trying to say,(which made it funny)That dude use to f*@% ing crack me up. That show was where Jim Carrey got his big break. check it our some time, u'd laugh ur ass off, it's old school comedy, but funny as a muh' f*@%'a B.E.T. has reruns late night sometimes of "In Livng Color" If u check it out, watch 4 "Homey the Clown" (Damon), and Fire Marshall Bill(Jim Carrey)
b4 I 4get to ask, r u a moderator? I'm a f*@%'n newbie here, but no stranger to the iron game. just wanted to find out the rulz here. I already know about "not listing sources" (got my own already), but wanted to meet a few peeps & maybe share info about training, diet, and talk about slutz. U know,.. the usual. (lol!)
p.s.- how do you exchange pvt msg, or talk w/o puttin' ur info out there. My dude told me "big brother", is always watching these boards. I hate "little fuckin' piggies" (aka:cops)
Anyway,.. hitz me back whenever Peace


FUCK TEAR DESTROY RAPE THE POLICE. What rules? KILL THAT SHIT!!
 
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