Crazy Sub-subjects

[big_bad_buff]

We all know there are some crazy subjects on this board, but what is the most off the wall, opposite subject that ended up in someone's post?

I remember a thread talking about politics or something, and the conversation ended up talking about truck drivers masturbating or something

 

[HumorMe]

They all seem to go downhill after the opening post.

 

[WODIN]

This one time in band camp........

 

[big_bad_buff]

They all seem to go downhill after the opening post.

no doubt

 

[Nathan]

What like cramming peanut butter up the anus of an armadillo and then having an aardvark lick it out of there with its insanely long, narrow tongue? And then, the aardvark ends up accidentally eating all the organs inside the armadillo so I then take the dead armadillo and learn how to become a professional taxadermist online and then totally stuff that thing. Then, I rent out the stuffed armadillo to lonely men who are tired of having sex with hookers and want to try something a little bit new so they have sex with the stuffed armadillo. The rates would be cheap of course and the whole time I'd be making nothing but profit since I wouldn't have to pay the armadillo. I think that that is merely a logical progression of subject matter.

 

[PoyeBoy]

What like cramming peanut butter up the anus of an armadillo and then having an aardvark lick it out of there with its insanely long, narrow tongue? And then, the aardvark ends up accidentally eating all the organs inside the armadillo so I then take the dead armadillo and learn how to become a professional taxadermist online and then totally stuff that thing. Then, I rent out the stuffed armadillo to lonely men who are tired of having sex with hookers and want to try something a little bit new so they have sex with the stuffed armadillo. The rates would be cheap of course and the whole time I'd be making nothing but profit since I wouldn't have to pay the armadillo. I think that that is merely a logical progression of subject matter.

How come you didnt want to talk to me on aim last night?

 

[HumorMe]

And now for your viewing pleasure.............the downhill slide begins.

 

[john937]

I'm remember a thread about the guy selling sex sessions with a captured female dolphin in his backyard pool.
About as sick and off the wall as I've seen.

 

[big_bad_buff]

And now for your viewing pleasure.............the downhill slide begins.

how it always starts

 

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