Crazy B*tch

[slick635235]

A week ago, I hung out with this girl who I met at a friend's barbecue. Now, my main goal for this girl was strictly to have her as f*ck buddy. However, I wanted to come out to her as a good guy looking for more. Now, this is what happened. We were hanging out a restaurant just her and myself and we were discussing on what we were going to do. I suggested going back to her place and watch a movie. Her place was right near this restaurant. Anyway, she made it clear that she wasn't going to have sex and that she was not that type of girl. Now, I didn't really care to have sex that night as I didn't have sex with her, but eventually wanted to. Anyway, I wanted to at least full around with her. So we finally got back to her place; we start fulling around and the next thing her top is off and I am sucking her fake breasts and her thong was off. She then invites me to her bedroom and tries to sit on my c*ck, but I keep telling her no because I did not have a condom. It seemed to me that she got mad and even insulted as she sighed a few times. Anyway, she hasn't called me back since even though she was impressed by the size of my c*ck. What's her problem? She should have respected me for my responsible behavior. Please give your opinion on this.

 

[Smurfy]

A week ago, I hung out with this girl who I met at a friend's barbecue. Now, my main goal for this girl was strictly to have her as f*ck buddy. However, I wanted to come out to her as a good guy looking for more. Now, this is what happened. We were hanging out a restaurant just her and myself and we were discussing on what we were going to do. I suggested going back to her place and watch a movie. Her place was right near this restaurant. Anyway, she made it clear that she wasn't going to have sex and that she was not that type of girl. Now, I didn't really care to have sex that night as I didn't have sex with her, but eventually wanted to. Anyway, I wanted to at least full around with her. So we finally got back to her place; we start fulling around and the next thing her top is off and I am sucking her fake breasts and her thong was off. She then invites me to her bedroom and tries to sit on my c*ck, but I keep telling her no because I did not have a condom. It seemed to me that she got mad and even insulted as she sighed a few times. Anyway, she hasn't called me back since even though she was impressed by the size of my c*ck. What's her problem? She should have respected me for my responsible behavior. Please give your opinion on this.

whore

 

[KillahBee]

A week ago, I hung out with this girl who I met at a friend's barbecue. Now, my main goal for this girl was strictly to have her as f*ck buddy. However, I wanted to come out to her as a good guy looking for more. Now, this is what happened. We were hanging out a restaurant just her and myself and we were discussing on what we were going to do. I suggested going back to her place and watch a movie. Her place was right near this restaurant. Anyway, she made it clear that she wasn't going to have sex and that she was not that type of girl. Now, I didn't really care to have sex that night as I didn't have sex with her, but eventually wanted to. Anyway, I wanted to at least full around with her. So we finally got back to her place; we start fulling around and the next thing her top is off and I am sucking her fake breasts and her thong was off. She then invites me to her bedroom and tries to sit on my c*ck, but I keep telling her no because I did not have a condom. It seemed to me that she got mad and even insulted as she sighed a few times. Anyway, she hasn't called me back since even though she was impressed by the size of my c*ck. What's her problem? She should have respected me for my responsible behavior. Please give your opinion on this.

First bold = wtf!!!

Second bold = awesome

 

[swole]

you're an idiot

girls just say no sex because they don't want to be perceived as whores then use the excuse of "oh!!! it just happened!!!!" when all you had to do was stick your peepee in her vagina

the fact that you forgot the condom annoyed her because she finally trusted you enough for sex and the fact you fucked it up reminded her she's a slut

bottom line.

u shoulda fucked her like the whore she is.

 

[redshirt27se]

thats why you always carry around a rubber. 9/10 times when i get laid its not planned ahead of time.

 

[rnch]

u "dated" smurf?

 

[slick635235]

Listen, you are right, but I was trying to be different and play the part that I wasn't going to not take advantage of her so I can prolong this fuck buddy relationship........If I wanted to just bang her that one night, I could have stopped fooling around with her and went to a nearby convenience store and bought a condom........i was just so confident that she was mine for so many more fuck sessions in the future......my goal was to try to make her understand that we can make this fuck relationship last a little longer than a one night stand..........however, it seems that I fucked it up.

you're an idiot

girls just say no sex because they don't want to be perceived as whores then use the excuse of "oh!!! it just happened!!!!" when all you had to do was stick your peepee in her vagina

the fact that you forgot the condom annoyed her because she finally trusted you enough for sex and the fact you fucked it up reminded her she's a slut

bottom line.

u shoulda fucked her like the whore she is.

 

[bw1]

you're an idiot

Die

 

[biteme]

A week ago, I hung out with this girl who I met at a friend's barbecue. Now, my main goal for this girl was strictly to have her as f*ck buddy. However, I wanted to come out to her as a good guy looking for more. Now, this is what happened. We were hanging out a restaurant just her and myself and we were discussing on what we were going to do. I suggested going back to her place and watch a movie. Her place was right near this restaurant. Anyway, she made it clear that she wasn't going to have sex and that she was not that type of girl. Now, I didn't really care to have sex that night as I didn't have sex with her, but eventually wanted to. Anyway, I wanted to at least full around with her. So we finally got back to her place; we start fulling around and the next thing her top is off and I am sucking her fake breasts and her thong was off. She then invites me to her bedroom and tries to sit on my c*ck, but I keep telling her no because I did not have a condom. It seemed to me that she got mad and even insulted as she sighed a few times. Anyway, she hasn't called me back since even though she was impressed by the size of my c*ck. What's her problem? She should have respected me for my responsible behavior. Please give your opinion on this.

LMAO

 

[Stefka]

Listen, you are right, but I was trying to be different and play the part that I wasn't going to not take advantage of her so I can prolong this fuck buddy relationship........If I wanted to just bang her that one night, I could have stopped fooling around with her and went to a nearby convenience store and bought a condom........i was just so confident that she was mine for so many more fuck sessions in the future......my goal was to try to make her understand that we can make this fuck relationship last a little longer than a one night stand..........however, it seems that I fucked it up.

I didn't want you as a fuck buddy anyways. I was just bored that night. You should have gotten it while you could. And I was lying about your cock. Sorry. But can we still be friends?

 

[Lestat]

great thread but good job not hitting it without a condom, that would just be irresponsible.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

A week ago, I hung out with this girl who I met at a friend's barbecue. Now, my main goal for this girl was strictly to have her as f*ck buddy. However, I wanted to come out to her as a good guy looking for more. Now, this is what happened. We were hanging out a restaurant just her and myself and we were discussing on what we were going to do. I suggested going back to her place and watch a movie. Her place was right near this restaurant. Anyway, she made it clear that she wasn't going to have sex and that she was not that type of girl. Now, I didn't really care to have sex that night as I didn't have sex with her, but eventually wanted to. Anyway, I wanted to at least full around with her. So we finally got back to her place; we start fulling around and the next thing her top is off and I am sucking her fake breasts and her thong was off. She then invites me to her bedroom and tries to sit on my c*ck, but I keep telling her no because I did not have a condom. It seemed to me that she got mad and even insulted as she sighed a few times. Anyway, she hasn't called me back since even though she was impressed by the size of my c*ck. What's her problem? She should have respected me for my responsible behavior. Please give your opinion on this.

"Anyway, she made it clear that she wasn't going to have sex and that she was not that type of girl." = i AM that kind of girl but i dont want you to think of me like i am

"Anyway, she hasn't called me back since even though she was impressed by the size of my c*ck. What's her problem?" = i cant call him first because he rejected me and if i chase him too hard, it makes me look desperate/slutty, therefore i must ignore him for a while so that HE chases me for a while to boost my ego/value to therefore make it okay for me to fuck him next time we see each other

if you want to fuck this girl you need to engineer some sort of meeting where you both get to hang out with each other, build rapport/comfort in a non sexual setting, so that her having sex with you afterwards is socially acceptable/non slutty. be VERY cautious about hitting on her because at the moment she is quite defensive, and will intereperet "lets go back to your place/my place/somewhere intimate" as "lets go fuck right now" and will therefore lead to her thinking of herself as a slut and therefore reject you to save her own self image

also, this is all your fault. you do NOT get girls naked and go past the foreplay barrier unless you are going to fuck them, otherwise you get awkwardness like this. next time either keep it at a kissing level, or keep a condom on you.

also, well done on not having unprotected sex that was totally the right thing to do.

sex is jsut sex, its always there, in mass quantity if you know what youre doing...why play around with disease/pregnancy etc for a lay?

cheerios

 

[covergrl80]

you're an idiot

girls just say no sex because they don't want to be perceived as whores then use the excuse of "oh!!! it just happened!!!!" when all you had to do was stick your peepee in her vagina

the fact that you forgot the condom annoyed her because she finally trusted you enough for sex and the fact you fucked it up reminded her she's a slut

bottom line.

u shoulda fucked her like the whore she is.

This is why STD's will be around forever!!!

 

[Gymgurl]

Alright!

Break me down
You got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud
Getting fucking laid
You want me to stay
But I got to make my way

Chorus:
Hey!
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream
I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

(Repeat Chorus)

Take it off
The paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night payed in full
You're so fine
It won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks
Just to get you face to face

(Chorus x2)

Get the video
Fuck you so good
Get the video
Fuck you so good

Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy... bitch

(Chorus)

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream
I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back
Come on!

Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star you'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me!

(Chorus x2)

You keep me right on
You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me!

 

[Spanky11]

like i have been saying for years - the best fucks are from crazy bitches

 

[Bikini Mod]

I didn't want you as a fuck buddy anyways. I was just bored that night. You should have gotten it while you could. And I was lying about your cock. Sorry. But can we still be friends?

ouch




You were lying to this girl from the getco to hope to try and stretch a one-nighter into a multiple-hit.

She was willing, last minute, to screw you w/out a condom because your cock was so impressive? Not, she was horny and irresponsible. Your cock ain't magic or she would have made damned sure she had you. Unless there is a rape - it is ALWAYS the woman who decides whether or not there will be sex.

Why do you give a fat rat's ass as to why she isn't calling you? From what I have read on elite loose young ass ain't all that hard to find. So quit being a SWV and go out and stir up s'more dumb hos and go about your business.

And for heaven's sake, carry around a condom from now on.

 

[Spanky11]

exhibit A

 

[Bikini Mod]

exhibit A

Have you or anyone else on EF (with the exception of my husband, Grumpy Old Man) tapped said exhibit?.... or even gotten a kiss, let alone tapped it?

I mean, other than in your dreams?

 

[BNG]

You are not even done with her yet unless you want to be. You just got to have a plan, and it should include a three pack of raincoats.
You have too make the call, tell her you've been busy, whatever and you want to hang out. Go to a neutral place. You may or may not hit it this next time, but if you don't F it up you're in the next.

 

[slick635235]

give your opinions

You are not even done with her yet unless you want to be. You just got to have a plan, and it should include a three pack of raincoats.
You have too make the call, tell her you've been busy, whatever and you want to hang out. Go to a neutral place. You may or may not hit it this next time, but if you don't F it up you're in the next.

 

[ceo]

A week ago, I hung out with this girl who I met at a friend's barbecue. However, I wanted to come out to her. Please give your opinion on this.

my opinion is, you are:





otherwise...you fucked up, st00pid. Just move on. Save any scrap of dignity you have left. Your story now is, her pussy STUNK and you swear you saw something oozing out of a fucking sore on her vag. No way you'd ever hit that shit. Next.

You fucking pussy.