Could Superman bang regular chicks?

[chewyxrage]

It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm?

I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?


He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach.

Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. And that would kill him.

 

[hamstershaver]

hes faster than a speeding bullet just like me

 

[KillahBee]

I know this is from a movie, but I don't know which one.

 

[bran987]

sounds like jay & silent bob?

 

[Y_lifter]

Wonder Woman was only an Amazonian, not Super human ..

Standard Uterus

 

[alien amp pharm]

He's an alien, for christ sake. H.

Tis true. Us aliens blow a mighty big load.

 

[chewyxrage]

Standard Uterus

Someone let her know she needs to upgrade

 

[from zero]

I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.

lol, nice visual there.

 

[Y_lifter]

All WW had in her arsenal was bullet proof bracelets and boob holders,
Magic trance your ass Lasso and an invisible jet plane..


Tie me up and call me daddy..

 

[jerseyart]

Hes invulnerable

He doesnt even feel it when someone shoots him, so essentially he would be dead except to the most intense sensations.

I don't think Superman could do anything more than jerk off. It stands to reason. If he were sensitive enough to cum, he could be hurt with a good kick to the groin

 

[wootoom]

superman never made any money

 

[from zero]

superman never made any money

lol

 

[PICK3]

Nah, Superman was

Oh, my bad ... that was batman

 

[coldblue1955]

that's why ol' clarkie can adopt a child.

 

[chewyxrage]

Hes invulnerable

He doesnt even feel it when someone shoots him, so essentially he would be dead except to the most intense sensations.

I don't think Superman could do anything more than jerk off. It stands to reason. If he were sensitive enough to cum, he could be hurt with a good kick to the groin

Maybe he has balls of steel and a dick of flesh

 

[bran987]

superman never made any money

wtflmao

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

I think about the only 2 girl's who's uterus's could handle Super Man's super spooge are She-hulk and She-ra, both whom I would bone.

 

[jerkbox]

dude, Brody has some valid points

 

[chewyxrage]

dude, Brody has some valid points

The cookie stand is an eatery, the eateries are part of the food court!

 

[E_Fermi]

Nah, he'd kill a human skeezer.

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

Ya, but couldn't he just bang a regular chick? I mean who says he can't just poke em superslow style and not bust one off?

I don't think any creature on earth could handle superman's super spooge, except maybe a sperm whale, but that's a whole nother subject for various reasons.

 

[chewyxrage]

Ya, but couldn't he just bang a regular chick? I mean who says he can't just poke em superslow style and not bust one off?

I don't think any creature on earth could handle superman's super spooge, except maybe a sperm whale, but that's a whole nother subject for various reasons.

"super spooge"

rofl!

 

[PICK3]

Could Superman bang regular chicks?

Of course I can.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I knew this had something to do with Mallrats.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Dusty asked this a while back....

 

[H_T_]

more importantly, could I bang chicks from Krypton?

 

[H_T_]

would my earth penis be able to pierce a Krypton hymen?

 

[bullett]

Ya, but couldn't he just bang a regular chick? I mean who says he can't just poke em superslow style and not bust one off?

I don't think any creature on earth could handle superman's super spooge, except maybe a sperm whale, but that's a whole nother subject for various reasons.

My guess would be that bodily fluids would be similar to ours, ie, take the shape of the vessel, etc... One thing, does Superman pee? If so, then the super spermotoids should also be soft, and "fluidic". He should be able to regulate the force of the ejaculate so that it can be contained.....

ANy Krypton Urologists out there???

 

[HiDnGoD]

He should be able to regulate the force of the ejaculate so that it can be contained.....
ANy Krypton Urologists out there???

I can't regulate the force of my ejaculate.
I had a visual of superman strokin & shooting, & the shot floating around in the stratosphere for some airplane to hit, or even higher, a low Earth orbit & compromise the shuttle.

 

[Mammoth2500]

If he can stroke at the speed of light then he's utterly