Could someone sing me a song?

[Nathan]

Or better yet, write me my own song? A song just for me that is all about me? That would be great, thanks.

 

[vinylgroover]

There once was a man from nantuckett
who's cock was so long he could suck it,
he said with a grin
as he came on his chin,
if my face was a cunt
i would fuck it.

 

[supersizeme]

alright bud here ya go. I call this one, "Sitting Down To Take a Shit Two Days After Leg Day"

<chorus>
Oh my fucking god
Ohhhh my fucking god
Fucking shit
Oh my fucking god

verse 1
FUCK
OW FUCK
FUCKIN A
FUCKIN B
OH MY FUCKING GOD
FUCK!! ASS!!!

<chorus>

 

[polarpixie]

(This reminds me of you. )

From In Living Color to movie scripts
To On The Six , to J Lo to this headline clips
I stay grounded
As the amounts roll in
I'm real I thought I told you
(I'm real)
I'm real even on Oprah
(I'm real)
That's just me
Nothing phony, don't hate on me
What you get is what you see, oh


Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go
I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go
I know where I came from

 

[Nathan]

(This reminds me of you. )

From In Living Color to movie scripts
To On The Six , to J Lo to this headline clips
I stay grounded
As the amounts roll in
I'm real I thought I told you
(I'm real)
I'm real even on Oprah
(I'm real)
That's just me
Nothing phony, don't hate on me
What you get is what you see, oh


Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go
I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go
I know where I came from

LOL. That J Lo is so deep. How have you been doing? All done exams yet?

 

[Nathan]

That is truly touching. Thanks for painting me as a psycho manic depressive freak. I know for a fact I am not like that since I am perfect in every way and perfect people don't act like that by definition. So, blow it out your asshole fag.

 

[Roadblock]

His chest is pretty hairy
He´s got a breath from hell
If you lost your head, he´ll find it
A perfect sense of smell
When push comes to shove
Unconditional love
Is his way to sweat things out

When you think they´re coming
To take it all away
Shithead´s gonna save the day
Shithead´s gonna save the day

He´s everything but fussy
Any crap will do
He´ll wreck your backyard in a second
Mess up your furniture too

When push comes to shove
Unconditional love
Is his way to sweat things out

When you think they´re coming
To take it all away
Shithead´s gonna save the day
Shithead´s gonna save the day

Shithead is a true companion
He´ll guard your precious thermos
You can use him as a cover
To hide your "special purpose"

 

[Fleshcrawl]

Nathan the elite member
Nathan the guru a good elite member into fitness uses all the boards. Makes a contribution yeah.

CHORUS
Nathan has many friends, he is a determined elite guru. Where would the board be without him. I just don't know.

Contribution is everything, have a laugh, be serious. The elite boards are here to enjoy.

Chorus
solo

 

[Lao Tzu]

The Ballad of Nathan by the bloodhound gang



Dear Nathan, eh
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Nathan
But you ain't had mine

Dear Nathan, eh
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Nathan
But you ain't had mine

Dear Nathan, eh
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Nathan
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Nathan
Nathan this is my mom and dad
Now show ‘em them titties
Now show ‘em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Nathan
Nathan this is my mom and dad
Now show ‘em them titties
Now show ‘em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?