Corny New Jersey Joke...

[Captain_insano]

Body Like New Jersey

The girl said to her date, "You're in for a real trip,
I have been told I have a body like New Jersey."

He grabs her waist and asks "What's this?" She replies, "This is Middlesex." Then he grabs her butt and asks "What's this? She replies "Freehold."

Then he grabs her breast and asks "What's this?" She replies "Point Pleasant."

Then he looks down and says, "I guess that's Cherry
Hill?"

And she replies "No, that's Eatontown."

 

[WODIN]

lmao...my NJ coworkers will love this one!

 

[The Shadow]

Hehehehe

 

[XBiker]

Just make sure you shave the mustache off of her face first...

 

[Captain_insano]

Just make sure you shave the mustache off of her face first...

how'd you know i grew a goatee?

 

[Iron God]

Hey Insano why don't you suck me Rahway or lick my Butzville!

 

[Bikini Mod]

BWAHAHAHahahahahahhahahaaaaa

 

[Captain_insano]

Hey Insano why don't you suck me Rahway or lick my Butzville!

I am too busy doing your HO HO KUS....

 

[Bikini Mod]

When ya gonna come visit me at work, Cappy?

 

[Captain_insano]

When ya gonna come visit me at work, Cappy?

PM me with directions and times you work.

 

[Iron God]

Yeah but first he gonna watch me take my Ridgewood and blow a greasy Nutley on his Mahwa

 

[Captain_insano]

To bad you will be getting my "Chatham" on your "Colt's Neck". Don't forget about how you tried to grab at my "Branchville" and i kicked you in your "Fort Dix".

Then you lost your "Manville" Me and Cook went to "Mount Holly". I know how close she was to your "Cream Ridge". But it was Cook and i who took over her "Ocean Gate".

I am sorry about your buddy who is in "Pottersville" and about his ex gf who would "andover" for his buddies while they played in her "Dividing Creek".

Don't forget i know about you and "Wayne" going off into "Buddlake" to "Wycoff"!