I took work off Thursday night so me and a couple friends decided to drive down to a neighboring Uni and party. It's about 2 hrs away and we didn't hit the road til 8:15 pm. My buddy thought he knew a shortcut but ended up landing us somewhere in the middle of nowhere so we were already running late. I wasn't driving cuz I hate speeding but the guy at the wheel was doin about 75 in a 60 through some small towns. The populations of the 3 cities we went through before getting pulled over was 57, ~300, ~1500. So a cop spots us doin 80 and pulls us over. The guy at the wheel is paranoid like you would not believe so he immediately starts panicking. I tried telling him to settle the fuck down but when we got pulled over cuz he started swerving all over the road trying to put his shoes back on. The cop gets us outta the car and makes us empty our pockets, etc. We have nothing illegal on us, but I had some papers in the car that I stuck in my pocket. He asks a few questions bout why I have those then goes back to his car. This guy was real young, maybe a rookie, so he called another patrolman to come interrogate us. This dickhead arrives at the scene and immediately begins badgering me with questions. (some weak form of social engineering, he'd pause every few seconds to try and remember what his manual says to do) " "Where ya goin? What's in (city name)? Anything illegal in the car? Pretty nice car ya got, how'd you afford that? Can I search it?"
I damn near told him he couldnt search it because they were driving me up the wall but I wanted to get the hell outta there so I could get liquored up and see some tail. So I told him to go ahead and search it, which he did, 4 times. He said he smelled marijuana in there and wanted to know just how much we have hiding in there cuz they're gonna find it.
He keeps digging, pullin out all sorts of gadgets to look around. The bastard even broke my wheelwell when he was pullin out some piece to look up to the gas tank. It'd been about 45 minutes and I'm wearin shorts w/ no socks in 50 degree weather so I'm pretty cold and I'm shivering which was taken for nervousness. After a few minutes of silence the rookie cop looks over and says, "It'd be a whole lot easier if you just told us where it is." So I get pissed off and ask to talk to a lawyer and he tells me I can't. They call the K-9 unit and tell us it's gonna be a 1/2 hour before they get there. I'm raging now because it's already midnight and we have another hour to go.
The dogs show up, jump in and out of the car 4 times, don't make a sound, and the guy tries telling me it hit on something! Then he tells me they're gonna impound my car, rip out the stereo, etc. to which I replied, "Go ahead, your dreams of making the newspaper will be unfulfilled." Then he searches the car by himself once more, makes me fill out some paperwork, and leaves us with the other two cops. Those 2 finally let us go after an hour and a half with no charges which was straight but I didn't get in town til 1:45 and the girl I was supposed to visit was already passed out. And the party was over.
What a couple of pricks, eh?
I damn near told him he couldnt search it because they were driving me up the wall but I wanted to get the hell outta there so I could get liquored up and see some tail. So I told him to go ahead and search it, which he did, 4 times. He said he smelled marijuana in there and wanted to know just how much we have hiding in there cuz they're gonna find it.
The dogs show up, jump in and out of the car 4 times, don't make a sound, and the guy tries telling me it hit on something! Then he tells me they're gonna impound my car, rip out the stereo, etc. to which I replied, "Go ahead, your dreams of making the newspaper will be unfulfilled." Then he searches the car by himself once more, makes me fill out some paperwork, and leaves us with the other two cops. Those 2 finally let us go after an hour and a half with no charges which was straight but I didn't get in town til 1:45 and the girl I was supposed to visit was already passed out. And the party was over.
What a couple of pricks, eh?

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