Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor!

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Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor!

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle
East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi
picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
Chinese
food in the Middle East?
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[cccp]

I was laughing so hard when I read this for the first time, and figured you guys might like it : )

Now give me some KARMA!!

 

[Code]

How about we give karma to the original author instead?

 

[BangedUp]

great stuff

 

[BangedUp]

How about we give karma to the original author instead?

James Sherman?

 

[cccp]

How about we give karma to the original author instead?

I don't know who the original author is, but he/she did a great job!

 

[notoriousQQ]

LMAO

 

[Frackal]

Dont make fun of the mentally disabled

 

[Testosterone boy]

I was laughing so hard when I read this for the first time, and figured you guys might like it : )

Now give me some KARMA!!

Did someone say karma? Gads...I look at my karma every coupla months and feel bad because I miss all but the most recent ones. I have no idea who has bothered to send me karma.

Is there a way to look up ones complete karma history?

 

[Frackal]

I am just concerned about what message something like this is sending to our children

 

[Testosterone boy]

A slight speech impediment runs in the family. Nothing to do with intelligence. Anyway...who cares what a prez IQ is? The public is happy with his leadership in trying times.

 

[VicTusDeuS]

Does anybody have any hard data on the Presidents IQ....Just because he cannot speak well does not mean he is an idiot. The guy who developed the theory of relativity couldn't solve a simple math problem.

 

[Code]

I don't know who the original author is, but he/she did a great job!

Then provide a link to the copy\paste job.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Does anybody have any hard data on the Presidents IQ....Just because he cannot speak well does not mean he is an idiot. The guy who developed the theory of relativity couldn't solve a simple math problem.

Only thing IQ testing proves is how well one does at IQ tests.

I seen his GRE or GMAT score and it was respectable. Top 25% I believe.

 

[2Thick]

Then provide a link to the copy\paste job.

Be nice

 

[Testosterone boy]

Be nice

Yea man...be like 2slick.

 

[Code]

Be nice

But being nice is so hard to do. I never come off as sincere when I try to be nice.

I'm far more sincere when being a badgering, curmudgeonly wet blanket.