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Come on May, bring your best flames :)
- Thread starter Kakdiesel
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May1010
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I heard you have a really small cock ... what's up with that?
smallmovesal
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hey kak... you know you ma bitch
BigBazooka
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smalls, check your mail 
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May1010
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When your ajama (sp?) invites you over for Sunday dinner, what kind of dog does she cook?
smallmovesal
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BigBazooka said:smalls, check your mail
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smallmovesal
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Kakdiesel said:
i heard you cum lots because you're korean... i'd like to test that... wait, that's not an insult..
smallmovesal
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Kakdiesel said:
you can test all ya want homey
how does next week look for ya... heehee
smallmovesal
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heh heh
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May1010
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Since you have slanted eyes, do you see everything at an angle?
Kakdiesel
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actually I dont have slanted eyes..they go straight across my face like most white boys..although they do have an almond shape and look east asian.
Nice try may, but that didnt do much either.
My turn. Here's a May joke.
"John" was fucking May in the ass one day in his apartment--in his living room. The Phone rings in the kitchen, but May really wants John to come in his ass..
The phone continues to ring...
May: "Oh john, hurry up..i want your come in my booty!"
John: "ok bitch shut up so i can concentrate..ican barely feel my dick inside your grand canyon asshole!"
The phone continues to ring...
May:"John it might be an emergency..hurry up!"
John" Ok i'm almost there"
The phone continues to ring..
May:"thats it john..i better get it..but dont come until i come back..i want it up my ass..promise me you wont come! I'll be right bacK!"
John:" ok i promise."
moments later..May comes back and there is semen on teh floor, curtains, couch, EVERYWHERE!!!
May"John! I thought I told you I wanted you to come in my ass and not to come until i came back!!!"
John" I didnt.....I farted."
Nice try may, but that didnt do much either.
My turn. Here's a May joke.
"John" was fucking May in the ass one day in his apartment--in his living room. The Phone rings in the kitchen, but May really wants John to come in his ass..
The phone continues to ring...
May: "Oh john, hurry up..i want your come in my booty!"
John: "ok bitch shut up so i can concentrate..ican barely feel my dick inside your grand canyon asshole!"
The phone continues to ring...
May:"John it might be an emergency..hurry up!"
John" Ok i'm almost there"
The phone continues to ring..
May:"thats it john..i better get it..but dont come until i come back..i want it up my ass..promise me you wont come! I'll be right bacK!"
John:" ok i promise."
moments later..May comes back and there is semen on teh floor, curtains, couch, EVERYWHERE!!!
May"John! I thought I told you I wanted you to come in my ass and not to come until i came back!!!"
John" I didnt.....I farted."
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flickenu
Guest
kak- if john was fucking may in the ass, how would he have farted cum everywhere? I believe john would have answered the phone, and may had farted the spooge, eh?
