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Colon Cleansers

DonCorleone562

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Can someone recommend a great colon cleanser? One that cleans the colon out good...gets rid of all that waste. I heard that we have about 10lbs worth of waste in our colons...that is stuck in there. I want to get rid of that crap and clean out my system. However I dont want to be stuck on the throne 3 days. Does someone know of a good product that I can use that will get the job done in 1 day??

thanks
Also, will this have any effect on my orals(dbol)? From what I read, the colon cleansers also clean out your kidneys, liver etc.
 
Advisor_x said:
Have try a hose with some warm water....LOL

hehe

Seriously though, supplement your diet with some kind of EFA oils. It'll grease up the inards good.
 
There is nothing that will clean you out in one day. You would have a serious case of hemorroids if so. If a few days is what you want. Colon hydrotherapy will do it in a couple of sessions depending on your build up.
 
migcor said:
Don where in colombia are u from? google colon cleansers and u should find something.


lol, he could do a line of pure columbian cocaine!! that will clean out his colon!!

and this was a joke by the way......all though it would work
 
lol, he could do a line of pure columbian cocaine!! that will clean out his colon!!

and this was a joke by the way......all though it would work


LMFAO thats too funny ,, But really like I posted before with the guy from the hick ups that helped Magnesium citrate oral Solution cleaned me and but good shit for 6 hours but in the end was 5 pounds lighter lasted only one day and my hick ups were gone One note ( stay close by the throne room) doctors tell people to take this the day before surgery to clean them out so they dont shit in the operating room
 
Colon Cleanse, ten bucks at GNC, get the drink form. Its all psyllium husk. take a serving before you go to bed. in about threee days your body will be use to it. best poopies ive ever had
 
MR_Disfunkshun said:
lol, he could do a line of pure columbian cocaine!! that will clean out his colon!!

and this was a joke by the way......all though it would work


Magnesium citrate oral Solution cleaned me and but good shit for 6 hours but in the end was 5 pounds lighter lasted only one day and my hick ups were gone One note ( stay close by the throne room) doctors tell people to take this the day before surgery to clean them out so they dont shit in the operating room


That's about the same shit as exlax. That shit will fuck you up. Never heard of being clean before surgery.
 
maxpain said:
There is nothing that will clean you out in one day. You would have a serious case of hemorroids if so. If a few days is what you want. Colon hydrotherapy will do it in a couple of sessions depending on your build up.
have done several sessions of colonic hydrotherapy; always works for me. It can be embarrassing at first, but once you get used to it and realize the attendants have seen others, it's not so bad.
My sessions were about an hour in length - one session for two days in a row. It really cleans out everything. Highly recommended.
 
drdug27 said:
Colon Cleanse, ten bucks at GNC, get the drink form. Its all psyllium husk. take a serving before you go to bed. in about threee days your body will be use to it. best poopies ive ever had

Sweet, will look into it.

Colombian cocaine is the best. Nice and pure....ahhhh. J/K i've never done that crap in my life....only crystal meth, j/k
 
There was a thread like this a while ago and someone detailed a way to drink salt water to cleanse. Well, I tried it and was running to the bathroom about every five minutes. From what I remember, you get a quart of warm water and add 2tspns of sea salt, drink it all, then lay on your right side for about a half hour.
It took me about 15minutes before I was running to the toilet. It seemed to liquify everything. If you do this, DO NOT leave your house until you know you are done!

Here is the thread:

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=483778&highlight=colon+cleanse
 
Saltwater Flush

There is a much superior method of cleansing the intestinal tract without the harmful effects of customary colonics and enemas. This method will cleanse the entire digestive tract while colonics and enemas will only reach the colon or a small part of it. Colonics can be expensive and inconvenient, while our saltwater method is simple and can be done anywhere, even while away from home.

The Saltwater Flush provides an internal bath for the body, drawing out toxins as it cleanses the entire intestinal tract. Remember, it can do no harm at any time. The digestive tract needs a good washing, but do it the natural way - the saltwater way.

Saltwater Flush

2 level teaspoons unrefined mineral salt (rounded for the Canadian quart)
1 quart lukewarm water

Put salt in quart jar. For best results, use unrefined mineral salt, not ordinary iodized salt. Add water to jar and stir. Drink the entire quart of salt and water first thing in the morning. This must be taken on an empty stomach. A straw makes it easier to drink.

The salt and water will not separate but will stay intact and quickly and thoroughly wash the entire tract in several hours. Multiple eliminations will likely occur. The saltwater has the same specific gravity as the blood, hence the kidneys cannot pick up the water and the blood cannot pick up the salt. This may be taken as often as needed for proper washing of the entire digestive system. Use it on an empty stomach whenever you need help with elimination.

After drinking the saltwater, lie on your right side for 30 minutes. After the 30 minutes, you are free to get up and go about your duties.

You should have an elimination in 1 to 2 hours, though everyone is a little different. Be careful not to pass gas, except on the toilet, since it may be liquid coming through.

How it Works

The exit of the stomach into the small intestines in on the lower right hand side of the stomach. When you drink, the saltwater goes to the bottom of the stomach, below the opening. To get the saltwater into the small intestine, you need to tip the stomach like a teapot so the saltwater flows out. That's why you lie on your right side.

Once the saltwater is in the small intestines, the muscle contractions will carry it down the rest of the way. In about an hour you should be able to massage the left hand side of your lower abdomen and hear liquids gurgling. These are liquids that have flowed into the large intestines almost ready for evacuation.

For additional help in eliminating, take the herb laxative tea at night to loosen, then the saltwater flush each morning to wash it out. If for some reason the saltwater cannot be taken in the morning, then at least take more herb laxative tea in the morning.

Why Salt?

Salt has been used throughout the ages as a preservative and to draw out poisons. Salt will not do harm when used this way and will sterilize and make it possible for the body to repair itself. When you have a wound on your arm that gets infected, soaking the arm in saltwater draws out poisons. If you have damaged the intestinal tract with fissures or diverticula (small pouches in colon), the salt will cleanse in a similar way.


Is this mineral salt available at super markets....I'm going to go ahead and give this a try tonight.
 
DonCorleone562 said:
Saltwater Flush


Is this mineral salt available at super markets....I'm going to go ahead and give this a try tonight.


I used sea salt that I got in the organic section at the grocery store. It says to do it first thing in the morning on an empty stomach.
 
DonCorleone562 said:
Can someone recommend a great colon cleanser? One that cleans the colon out good...gets rid of all that waste. I heard that we have about 10lbs worth of waste in our colons...that is stuck in there. I want to get rid of that crap and clean out my system. However I dont want to be stuck on the throne 3 days. Does someone know of a good product that I can use that will get the job done in 1 day??

thanks
Also, will this have any effect on my orals(dbol)? From what I read, the colon cleansers also clean out your kidneys, liver etc.

Try this liver cleanse first:
http://www.forums.isteroids.com/strappingyounglads-articles-forum/9611-liver-cleanse.html
 
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