Cold weather today

[blut wump]

It's so cold, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

 

[spongebob]

now thats cold.

 

[blut wump]

It's so cold that a friend was attacked by a dog and all he got was frost-bite.

 

[hamstershaver]

its so cold here today that klu is wearing panties

 

[blut wump]

We call them mufflers.

 

[blut wump]

Two queers are standing in a queue and one says to the other, "How's your arse?"

His chum looks around nervously, hoping nobody heard, and says, "Shut up!"
The first one replies, "So's, mine. I think it's the cold weather".

 

[blut wump]

It's so cold I had a brrrnana for breakfast.

 

[redguru]

BW, do you guys still have that tradition of inviting homeless to Christmas dinner if they knock at your door?

 

[blut wump]

I've never seen anyone try to take advantage of it but we have a lot of strange laws pertaining to inns.

 

[blut wump]

What did the detective in the Arctic say to his suspect?

Where were you on the night of September to March?