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Coffee or cappichino?

I like coffe, and I like Mochas. Mochas are an espresso drink, but not a cappucino.
 
novices. every last one of you.

when you people are ready to take your coffee experience to the next level, get a caramel, breve misto.

trust me, i know. i did my time in a coffee shop.
 
coldblue1955 said:
what drink will get you bumping off the walls? I need a morning drink that'll give me full of energy!


Stabucks Breakfast blend in a 24 ounce cup

I GUARNATEE you will be high for 4-6 hours

or~!

have them use breakfast blend to make you a mocha
ue 4-5 shots
 
coldblue1955 said:
what drink will get you bumping off the walls? I need a morning drink that'll give me full of energy!

double red eye, or double Americano, trust me buddy this is what you're looking for.
 
ok, let me inform you people on coffee. i know my shit like it is gospel, so listen to me.

dark roasts have less caffeine then light coffees. if you want more caffeine go with a breakfast blend, colombia, etc.

those grande/venti lattes/cappuccinos/whatever have less caffeine than a standard cup of coffe, and they will cost you much more money. there are only 2 shots in both sizes, so if you go with the large, you are paying more for milk and an extra pump of flavor.

if you want caffeine, go with a cup of light coffee. if you insist on being all 'sophisticated' by ordering something froo-froo, order an iced americano (water and espresso).

i know everything there is to know about this shit. i worked at one for awhile.
 
p0ink said:
ok, let me inform you people on coffee. i know my shit like it is gospel, so listen to me.

dark roasts have less caffeine then light coffees. if you want more caffeine go with a breakfast blend, colombia, etc.

those grande/venti lattes/cappuccinos/whatever have less caffeine than a standard cup of coffe, and they will cost you much more money. there are only 2 shots in both sizes, so if you go with the large, you are paying more for milk and an extra pump of flavor.

if you want caffeine, go with a cup of light coffee. if you insist on being all 'sophisticated' by ordering something froo-froo, order an iced americano (water and espresso).

i know everything there is to know about this shit. i worked at one for awhile.
you're The Master & i'm the apprintice on this one! lol.
 
p0ink said:
ok, let me inform you people on coffee. i know my shit like it is gospel, so listen to me.

dark roasts have less caffeine then light coffees. if you want more caffeine go with a breakfast blend, colombia, etc.

those grande/venti lattes/cappuccinos/whatever have less caffeine than a standard cup of coffe, and they will cost you much more money. there are only 2 shots in both sizes, so if you go with the large, you are paying more for milk and an extra pump of flavor.

if you want caffeine, go with a cup of light coffee. if you insist on being all 'sophisticated' by ordering something froo-froo, order an iced americano (water and espresso).

i know everything there is to know about this shit. i worked at one for awhile.
solid advice!
 
if you get an iced latte or iced anything else, there is always an extra shot of espresso added in there for the same cost of a regular large drink.

there is no such thing as an iced cappuccino, so do not ask. you will embarass yourself.

if you have good taste in coffee, you will throw away all those expensive, automatic pieces of shit you call coffee makers. you will, instead, buy a french press and make coffee that way.

french presses allow for the oils in the beans to actually get into your cup, unlike filter papers. your coffee will taste much better, and your teeth will be much darker. you will be able to see the oils in each cup that you drink. it will look like you dropped some flax seed oil in your cup along with your sugar.

the lattes you make at home with your 19.95 mr coffee espresso machines will not taste the same, so do not try. a shot of espresso should be completely done within 13-17 seconds. that is the acceptable time range. those other pieces of shit take like 2 minutes.

your espresso shot should not sit longer than 10 seconds. if you see your barista letting your shit sit for more than 10 seconds before pouring milk in it, tell them to throw that shit out and start over.

they must suck your ass and tongue your balls. that's in their job description. do not feel bad about treating them like shit, because they are all snobby little cocksuckers, who will make fun of you the second you leave the store.

your milk should be between 140-165 degrees to taste good. the acceptable range is as low as 120, but that tastes like ass. again, yell at them.

if ANYTHING is wrong with your drink, or if you dont like how they looked at you, demand they give you your drink and your refund. they have to.

in fact, make absurd demands because the corporate policy is to "just say yes". make them live up to it every chance you get.

if the coffee of the day isnt pleasing to you, make them make you a french press of whatever you want. all they can charge you for is a large coffee, and you can guarantee that it is actually fresh and tasty.

i will make you people nazi customers.
 
p0ink said:
ok, let me inform you people on coffee. i know my shit like it is gospel, so listen to me.

dark roasts have less caffeine then light coffees. if you want more caffeine go with a breakfast blend, colombia, etc.

those grande/venti lattes/cappuccinos/whatever have less caffeine than a standard cup of coffe, and they will cost you much more money. there are only 2 shots in both sizes, so if you go with the large, you are paying more for milk and an extra pump of flavor.

if you want caffeine, go with a cup of light coffee. if you insist on being all 'sophisticated' by ordering something froo-froo, order an iced americano (water and espresso).

i know everything there is to know about this shit. i worked at one for awhile.


YEP
 
p0ink said:
if you get an iced latte or iced anything else, there is always an extra shot of espresso added in there for the same cost of a regular large drink.

there is no such thing as an iced cappuccino, so do not ask. you will embarass yourself.

if you have good taste in coffee, you will throw away all those expensive, automatic pieces of shit you call coffee makers. you will, instead, buy a french press and make coffee that way.

french presses allow for the oils in the beans to actually get into your cup, unlike filter papers. your coffee will taste much better, and your teeth will be much darker. you will be able to see the oils in each cup that you drink. it will look like you dropped some flax seed oil in your cup along with your sugar.
iced cappuccino. lol. now that's funny!
 
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