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today while drinking my mid morning pabst blue ribbon tall boy, i stumbled across a classic piece of flim noir....breakin' 2: electric boogaloo....i have always admired the acting prowess of both thesbians turbo and ozone...the original breakin left me both exhilarated and sweaty while i sat there dumbfounded in my checkerboard headband with obscure chinese writing....but breakin' 2 really pushed the envelope....every thing was in order until they started dancing on the ceiling...i had to assume that both dancer slash actors had sold their souls to satan and were practicing some sort of cardboard and parachute pant witchcraft...since i was recently born again and cleansed of my unrightousness, i don't condone devil movies and promptly turned the channel to kiana flex appeal whence i committed to masterbute into a damp frenzy...
 
A parallel universe?

Feeling particularly 'frisky' this morning after my usual shot of Crown Royal with a MetRX Shake chaser, I popped into my dated 1-head VCR, an example of the true apex of American pop culture-my own personal best moments of MTV Spring Break.
After orally lauding the pure comic genius of Pauly Shore for 20 minutes, I anxiously awaited the live performance of "Rico..Suave" by my Latin idol Gerardo. Seeing the myriad of gyrations throughout his performance and emulating them throughout, my red bandanda became too hot to wear. At this point the cornucopia of gold chains around my neck and covering my bare chest started to glisten with sweat...my skin tight jeans becoming even tighter at this point. Damn....his performance being over and not yet satisfied, I promptly turned on the Deuce hoping to catch a glance at Jeniffer of BodyShaping doing step areobics to finally satisfy the hunger still in my loins. Alas, she not being on and nearing an orgasmic frenzy, I had to settle for the next, quickest thing I could find before my ephemeral release.... the Gorton's fisherman.
I'm hoping to catch an elderly woman in a Pollident commercial tomorrow.....


SB...good to see you posting again!
 
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WOW!!!! this thread has everything I need! Turbo & Ozone, Pauly Shore (aka Satan) and Gerardo!!! Holy shit!!! 80's flashback!!!

All it needs is a Manimal reference and it should be made into an eternal "sticky"!!!
 
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