Chinese Ebonics

[TxCollegeguy]

Some of these I thought were funny, if you dont like this sort of humor then forget about this....


Chinese Ebonics

Are you harboring a Fugitive? HU YU HAI DING?
Approach me KUM HIA
Stupid fellow DUM GAI
Small horse TAI NI PO NI
Prices are too high here NO BAI DAM TING
Miami vacationing agreed with you YA MAI TI TAN
I bumped into a coffee table AI BANG MAI NI
Have you considered a face lift? CHIN TU FAT
You trying to save electricity? WAI SO DIM?
Inquiry to determine if bus is due HAO LONG WEI TING?
Unauthorized execution LIN CHING
Plaything belonging to ancient emperor MING TOY
You're blowing your diet WAI YU MUN CHING?
Keep out of pond NOH WEI DING
Tow-Away zone NO PAH KING
Don't you know anything by Cole Porter? WAI YU SING DUM SONG?
You are not very bright YU SO DUM
I have a press pass AI NO PEI
I do not deserve the death penalty WAI HANG MI?
How about staying awhile? WAI GO NAO?
Our meeting was for next Thursday WAI YU KUM NAO?
You're suffering from chronic halitosis YU BAI SEN SEN
NAO
They are approaching HIA DEI KUM
Remain out of sight LEI LO
Cleaning automobile WA SHING KAH
Premature infant TAI NI BEI BI
Cigarettes are hazardous to health NO TSMO KING
Did someone fertilize the field? HU FLUNG DUNG?
Your body odor is offensive SHU MAN GO
Midnight television Program LEI TSHO

 

[Weapon X]

The Encino School Board has declared Jewish English a second language.
Backers of the move say the district is the first in the nation to recognize Hebonics as the language of many American Jews.

In Hebonics: Questions are always answered with questions:

Question: "How do you feel?"
Hebonics response: "How should I feel?"

The subject is often placed at the end of a sentence after a pronoun has been used at the beginning:

"She dances beautifully, that girl."

The sarcastic repetition of words by adding "sh" to the front is used for emphasis: mountains becomes "shmountains"; turtle becomes "shmurtle."

Sample Usage Comparisons:

Standard English Phrase: "He walks slowly"
Hebonics Phrase: "Like a fly in the ointment he walks."

English: "Sorry, I don't know the time"
Hebonics: "What do I look like, a clock?"

English: "I hope things turn out okay"
Hebonics: "You should BE so lucky!"

English: "I see you're wearing one of the ties I gave you."
Hebonics: "What's the matter, the other tie you didn't like?

English: "Anything can happen."
Hebonics: "Things are never so bad that they can't get worse"

English: "May I take your plate sir?"
Hebonics: "You've hardly touched your food. What's the matter, something's wrong with it?"

English: "It's been so long since you've called."
Hebonics: "You didn't wonder if I'm dead yet?"

English: "Let's not go skiing, let's go to the beach."
Hebonics: "Mountains, shmountains! Do I look like a sled to you?"

 

[Evildee]

I'm jewish and this is bullshit, this thread.

 

[Weapon X]

I'm proudly Jewish, so I kin talk shit, Hebro!

 

[Evildee]

I was joking.....I was speaking hebonics........funny post though...I have friend who's jewish and his mother really does talk that way

 

[Weapon X]

I was joking

I know. S'all good. I'm not a hyper-sensitive type.

 

[rmurf62]

I don't know about no chinese ebonics, but I do know this phrase in Mandarin Chinese:

wah kanicla pigu soyee wu hen gau shing.
(I'm looking at your ass and it makes me really happy.)