Chick's You Would Bang

[McSatan]

But don't want to admit it. Like Chelsea Handler and Joy Behar.

 

[ha1a1]

It depends on my wife. She chooses who we bring into the bedroom. Usually it's a student from the local floristry school. I insert rose stems into their anuses.

 

[McSatan]

Sarah Silverman. Bjork.

 

[beefyfan]

But don't want to admit it. Like Chelsea Handler and Joy Behar.

Both have large racks. Have always wanted to suck on Joy's musk mellons.

 

[McSatan]

Both have large racks. Have always wanted to suck on Joy's musk mellons.

And she's a fuckin Jew, listen to her moan about lunch and finance.

 

[Pink Mass]

That Wootoom chick

 

[Ben Stoppani]

That Wootoom chick

shes got a fucked up head

 

[Pink Mass]

shes got a fucked up head

I like her child-bearing hips.

 

[ha1a1]

I think she has AIDS?

 

[Pink Mass]

We will use proper protection protocol and and I have some N2 Guard lined up for during intercourse as well as some Unleashed and liquid clomid for PCT.

 

[Ben Stoppani]

A friend of mine who works in the sexual emergency hospital says she saw her cum in with a gopro stuck in her rectum.

 

[caligirl85]

Ffs

 

[beefyfan]

And she's a fuckin Jew, listen to her moan about lunch and finance.

She's Italian-Catholic but has that Bette Midler jewy aura about her. I'd be fucking her doggy style and all I'd hear is "my freaking back is killing me".

 

[ha1a1]

A friend of mine who works in the sexual emergency hospital says she saw her cum in with a gopro stuck in her rectum.

GoPro is an action cam. She must be getting a bit of cock action in the butt.

 

[wootoom]

A friend of mine who works in the sexual emergency hospital says she saw her cum in with a gopro stuck in her rectum.

A friend of yours was the one stuck with it up his ass lol...im sure you fucking useless idiots perform this on yourselves all the time.

 

[caligirl85]

A friend of yours was the one stuck with it up his ass lol...im sure you fucking useless idiots perform this on yourselves all the time.

and by friend he means himself

 

[Pink Mass]

This thread has taken a turn for the worse. I do not think I can participate in a thread where anal intercourse is referred to in a negative light.

 

[Pink Mass]

I allocated some time to run a proper quantitative risk analysis and determined nothing can go wrong.

 

[wootoom]

Pink mass is the only safe alter

 

[Pink Mass]

Pink mass is the only safe alter

Safe in that I carry no known STD's?

 

[ha1a1]

Herpes? On your lips and your vag...

 

[Pink Mass]

Thankfully I invested in dental dam.

 

[wootoom]

Alexandra Daddario is my fav chick

 

[Pink Mass]

Alexandra Daddario is my fav chick

Did you masturbate while watching Burying the Ex?

 

[wootoom]

She is so hot man my god...

 

[Morrisxl]

Jenifer Aniston and Megan Fox

 

[Pink Mass]

Jennifer Aniston? She's a train wreck.

 

[McSatan]

Attorney disbarred over accusations of drug use, sexual relations with clients | Fox News

I would hit that.

 

[spybrook]

Keith Upton is sweet and Jennifer Lawrence would be perfect

 

[EnderJE]

Caligirl, Raina, Frisky...