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Chicks with big ass asses....

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WTF's up with this? I see chicks all the time carrying asses that are the size of a suitcase. They can balance a friggin filing cabinet on there, a teaset, and still have room for crumpets. You really need to carry all that ass around? Can't you drop some meals/snacks during the day to get that ass back in line like a normal person? Why you gotta carry so much damn ass? The it takes them forever to leave a room.

I say your ass needs to be no larger than your damn Honda
 
The Shadow said:
WTF's up with this? I see chicks all the time carrying asses that are the size of a suitcase. They can balance a friggin filing cabinet on there, a teaset, and still have room for crumpets. You really need to carry all that ass around? Can't you drop some meals/snacks during the day to get that ass back in line like a normal person? Why you gotta carry so much damn ass? The it takes them forever to leave a room.

I say your ass needs to be no larger than your damn Honda
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lol

I know a few like that too, huge ass budanka dunks.

I want an ass like that one day... I think it would be interesting ;)
 
The Shadow said:
Junk is one thing......
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Whatcha gonna do with all that junk... ;)
 
The Shadow said:
Junk is one thing......
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Right! Junk in the Trunk is very cool...but junk YARD in the trunk is TOO MUCH!

There's a difference between "Woman with a Big Ass" and "Big Ass Woman".

When there's an extremely large ass, there's usually a lot of waist, thighs, chest, chin, cankles, etc. to go with it. That is when she goes from a Woman With a Big Ass to a Big Ass Woman!
 
Evil_Frisky said:
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk... ;)
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Slap it......I just get scared when a tsunami-size rebound wave knocks me to the floor
 
Miss24k said:
Nothing wrong with a big ass lol
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Shadow hat'n on the big bootay chicks
 
Now big asses I don't mind so much. But there is a limit on just how big. Though I guess if it's firm it dont really matter :)
 
this is my kinda thread. i dig a nice big back porch. but i don't like muffin tops, how ironic?
 
of course there is a limit...i like chicks are who are like a size 4-6 in jeans..now the bigger the ass you can squeeze in that size range..the better.
 
I like a nice tight bootay you can bounce a quarter off of.
 
Evil_Frisky said:
lol

I know a few like that too, huge ass budanka dunks.

I want an ass like that one day... I think it would be interesting ;)
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i think thats in your future regardless.
 
Miss24k said:
:lmao:

Shadow do you hate me too? :(

(I definiately got a ghetto bootay) lol
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Honey........I would dip your ass in bronze and set it on my dresser if I could....
 
I take pleasure in generously proportioned posteriors and I decline to perjure myself.
 
The Shadow said:
Honey........I would dip your ass in bronze and set it on my dresser if I could....
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you know you actually could do that... I did it with my son's baby shoes


;)
 
The Shadow said:
no seriously......when can you be dipped??
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LOL

I've actually used that phrase before
 
my only complaint about chicks asses that workout alot is that they build up their hamstrings which takes away from the shape of the bootay . muscular hammies make the ass blend into the legs instead of have that nice curve at the bottom.
 
NJjuice22 said:
my only complaint about chicks asses that workout alot is that they build up their hamstrings which takes away from the shape of the bootay . muscular hammies make the ass blend into the legs instead of have that nice curve at the bottom.
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I disagree. Big hams just accentuate that sharp tuck at the bottom of the booty.
 
The Shadow said:
WTF's up with this? I see chicks all the time carrying asses that are the size of a suitcase. They can balance a friggin filing cabinet on there, a teaset, and still have room for crumpets. You really need to carry all that ass around? Can't you drop some meals/snacks during the day to get that ass back in line like a normal person? Why you gotta carry so much damn ass? The it takes them forever to leave a room.

I say your ass needs to be no larger than your damn Honda
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I think it's mostly hispanic & black chicks with big butts!
 
Dial_tone said:
I disagree. Big hams just accentuate that sharp tuck at the bottom of the booty.
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wrong wrong wrong...look at any pro bodybuilder, male or female....they have huge glutes..but the fact their hammies are big make their asses look flat.



picture an ass from the side...the bigger the hammy sticks out the less sharp the curve at the bottom..the smaller the hammy the sharper the curve which equals more roundness which equals a more appealing ass for me.
 
This is getting interesting
 
Now, what does it take to build the perfect ass? do nothing but Squat and eat red beans and rice? maybe, one thing i noticed is that most of these girls with any bit of ass can shake the fuck outta it on the dance floor. so i wonder if dancing to booty music actually causes ass enlargement.
 
Shadow - are you still focused on that waitress from the Hard Rock Cafe??

:worried:
 
talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4
 
See so im confused.. should i leave my hams alone or not

damn :worried:
NJjuice22 said:
my only complaint about chicks asses that workout alot is that they build up their hamstrings which takes away from the shape of the bootay . muscular hammies make the ass blend into the legs instead of have that nice curve at the bottom.
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i got a few karma msgs saying they were small:P
Sassy69 said:
If you leave them alone I'm sure someone here will offer to help you w/ them ;)
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jenscats5 said:
Shadow - are you still focused on that waitress from the Hard Rock Cafe??

:worried:
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now that you mention it - she was like Wilda's younger hotter, slimmer sister







24k - I have PENNED you in.....not PENCILED - PENNED
 
hams are sexy
 
*MissFit* said:
See so im confused.. should i leave my hams alone or not

damn :worried:
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"you can do side bends or situps, but please dont lose that butt" ....leave your hams alone...you dont want to have that "Asian couple" problem where a person looks at you and your boyfriend walking from behind and your asses both look the same.
 
TC2 said:
LOL at all the people into the big asses "fad".
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fad???..bro i dont like fat asses...but i have loved round Vida Guerra type asses for aslong as i can remember....its no fad here. maybe its because im half latin.
 
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