Chick advice....

[MFMan]

So there is this cleaning broad where I work. Very hot. Nice ass, tits, the works. She is always checking me out. Now I have come to the conclusion that she probably wants to get married for citizenship or some shit like that. I have no intentions of marrying the broad I just want to bag her a few times. Problem is she seems a bit standoffish. She speakes fairly decent english but I'm hard up and haven't had any in a long time, so I need to know the best route for hooking up with her. I know some of you have worth while advice so I would like to hear it. They say these south of the border women are easy. How should I go about this? I don't want to fuck up what seems to be a sure thing.

 

[biteme]

Wrongl they are not easy. Very conservative people as a general rule. Are you an authority figure? They will normally not look you in the eye if you are. I went out with a beautiful 20 yr. old mexican cleaing girl from my work a couple of years ago. She couldn't speak any English, which sucked, because she was very beautiful. I would have had to date her a long time to have any sexual relations with her, a mexican co-worker informed me.

 

[slickdadd]

She's just a cleaning chick. Be direct and try to bang her. It's not like you guys are BFF. Sneak her off somewhere and go for it porno style. Uniform is already provided.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Bro, my wife is Hispanic, I think being standoffish is passed down generation to generation. Maybe it's all women, I don't know. Maybe I'm just tired. I'll tell you what my seven year old son told me after my first date with my wife.

Him: "So do you like her dad?
Me: "Yeah, she is good to go."
Him: " Did you kiss her yet?"
Me: "No, why?"
Him: "Do you want to?"
Me: "Ya never know, maybe"
Him: "Here's what ya do. The next time you see her, walk up to her, don't say anything and just kiss her.(pause for effect) Then ya smack her on the booty."

I guess that is understood in any language. For the record that is exactly what my son said to me. I still don't know where he got it from. Brings a tear to my eye everytime I recount this story.

 

[MFMan]

Wrongl they are not easy. Very conservative people as a general rule. Are you an authority figure? They will normally not look you in the eye if you are. I went out with a beautiful 20 yr. old mexican cleaing girl from my work a couple of years ago. She couldn't speak any English, which sucked, because she was very beautiful. I would have had to date her a long time to have any sexual relations with her, a mexican co-worker informed me.

No not an authority figure at all. Well as far as the coporate world is concerned. She does have a hard time looking in the eye as you say. Alot of them do have those high standards to I guess. Family moral crap.

 

[MFMan]

On second thought, define authority figure.

 

[biteme]

On second thought, define authority figure.

To them, teacher, nurse, cop, security officer, etc. This is something they told us in nursing school when studying different cultures.

 

[MFMan]

Security officer yes. Whats the association with that?

 

[SupraHero]

OneRep that story was beautiful *sniff*. I can tell he will be a great future member of the testosterone filled society of real men hehe.

Drizz

 

[biteme]

Security officer yes. Whats the association with that?

Is that what you do? Authority figure, absolutely. They are taught to respect authority figures and will not look them in the eye until they become more Americanized. This is the job that I do. There are lots of fine little Mexicans where I work.

 

[onerepmaximum]

OneRep that story was beautiful *sniff*. I can tell he will be a great future member of the testosterone filled society of real men hehe.

Drizz

He's well on his way! Under my tutillage, who knows. We could be talking about the next Hugh Hefner. I'm glad that it touched you, bro.

 

[Rex]

Leave a language book out [preferably her language], ask her to help you with it.

 

[Frackal]

'broad'

lol

 

[JerseyDevil]

Offer her a taco

 

[presguy]

make the victory sign with your fingers, and then stick your tongue between the fingers and wiggle it. that gets em everytime

 

[BonerBoy]

get an "I eat pussy" t- shirt

 

[onerepmaximum]

GHB

 

[calveless wonder]

here's the best advice you will ever receive....

STAY AWAY FROM HISPANIC GIRLS. even if its just to fuck them it could be the worst mistake of your life.
they're beautiful but almost the most scandalous, coniving, complicated and flat out psychotic women in the world. There are exceptions though. For example, girls from SPAIN are more european mentality wise and SOME caribbean girls like cubans. But the cuban girls can be crazy too..they're either psychotic or spoiled or both lol.

even though i'm half hispanic i will never marry a spanish girl. stick to white girls or black or asian

btw,Lorainna bobbit was hispanic...i think that sums it up lol

 

[plornive]

Just don't think too hard about it and find a clever way to talk to her with no apologies. The next time you want to hit on a hispanic girl whom reminds you of her, you may have first hand experience to guide you.

Works like a charm.