Cheesy pick up lines? oh please..

[Virtual Acid]

* I have Horses * So all time time i get "Save a horse ride a cowboy" I mean hello?

And another.. If somone says , "did it hurt?" To me one more time expecting me to say "did what hurt?" your a moron

 

[naturally anabolic]

once again im sorry ....

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

Do you wash your pants in Windex ? "no why" cause i can see myself in your pants

 

[naturally anabolic]

Just what i thought *checks the tag on Virtual Acids shirt* made in heaven

 

[TheProject]

Are those space pants, baby? Cause your ass is out of this world!

 

[Taps]

Sex. Now.

God, I'm such a romantic.

 

[bigpopfd2]

fuck me if I'm wrong, isn't your name (give stupid name)...

 

[Wynn]

The man has arrived and he has a tool.

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

"did you just pinch my butt?"

(of course they say no)

Then you say....

"ohh, well if you ever want to, be my guest"


this isn't a pick up line I guess, just a way to flirt.....I say this all the time at work, lol (I'm a waitress, so its a casual environment)


Here's another one I say:

"You think you are so hot".........(then pause for a moment, and wait for a reaction) then say "and your right"

This one works real nice

 

[Jimsbbc]

Yeah, make sure you look em up and down real good with that one.