Check out this e-mail I got from a chic yesterday!!!!!

[Ffactor]

This is a woman I've been "seeing" for all of FOUR weeks!!!!! The word PSYCHO comes to mind, here's the e-mail...

You just never get it, do you? After wasting my time with you for four weeks, I realized that because of your insecurities as an abused child raised in an environment with abusive parental figures, you have created a wall around yourself. You are trying to perfect the exterior by taking drugs and what not when you are so flawed and scared inside. Fix what's inside your head first because your facade of cars, cash, and desperate sex with zillions of woman isn't working.

 

[HappyScrappy]

does she mean "scarred" or "scared" ??

I'm sorry you were abused by abusive parents.
At least you weren't abused by docile parents. Out of character abuse is far worse.

 

[beastboy]

I think she may have a point.

 

[ZenMachine]

... because your facade of cars, cash, and desperate sex with zillions of woman isn't working.

Zillions??

Congratuations

Zen

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

sounds like a keeper...

 

[Ffactor]

does she mean "scarred" or "scared" ??

I'm sorry you were abused by abusive parents.
At least you weren't abused by docile parents. Out of character abuse is far worse.

Good question?? Now I'm gonna have to send her another e-mail!!

Totally agree with you on the second part.

 

[GinNJuice]

 

[Ffactor]

Re: Re: Check out this e-mail I got from a chic yesterday!!!!!

Zillions??

Congratuations

Zen

I'm not trying to brag or anything but thanks!!

 

[ZenMachine]

Email her back and tell her if she is looking for someone with no car, no cash and has desperate sex with only himself, you know just the guy.

Then give her Happyscrappy's email.

 

[Ffactor]

Done!

 

[bigguns7]

cars, cash, and desperate sex with zillions of woman

Wait . . . .

Ffactor = Pierce Brosnan

 

[vixenbabe]

Did she at least throw you a pity f*ck before she dropped this e-mail?

It's the least the bitch could have done....



BTW..If you were abused by your folk's...I find no humor in that aspect of the thread....

 

[Ceebs]

and desperate sex with zillions of woman isn't working.

Pat yourself on the back, you done fucked the grammar right out of her.

 

[The_Ghost]

Email her back and tell her if she is looking for someone with no car, no cash and has desperate sex with only himself, you know just the guy.

Then give her Happyscrappy's email.

Thanks for making me spit all over my monitor.

 

[Ffactor]

Did she at least throw you a pity f*ck before she dropped this e-mail?

It's the least the bitch could have done....



BTW..If you were abused by your folk's...I find no humor in that aspect of the thread....

Not even a pity fuck! Actually when I first got this yesterday I was extremely hurt, had trouble sleeping at night but now it seems so funny! That's why I love this board and the people on it. They can really help you take the edge off of things.

 

[HappyScrappy]

so if this chicks is gonna be all over me, does that mean I need to put on a new condom? this one I got on now is only like 2 weeks old.
it should probably still be okay.

 

[Ffactor]

Re: Re: Check out this e-mail I got from a chic yesterday!!!!!

Wait . . . .

Ffactor = Pierce Brosnan

Fuck you, everybody knows Pierce Brosnan is gay!!

 

[WODIN]

I had abusive parents as a child Ffactor and trust me, desperate sex with zillions of women works wonders, drugs are your best friend and peeing in the snow is funner than anyone will admit.

 

[Ffactor]

I had abusive parents as a child Ffactor and trust me, desperate sex with zillions of women works wonders, drugs are your best friend and peeing in the snow is funner than anyone will admit.

You must be my alter ego!

 

[Ffactor]

Re: Re: Check out this e-mail I got from a chic yesterday!!!!!

Pat yourself on the back, you done fucked the grammar right out of her.

That smile will be the death of me!! Anyway now that I'm single, what's up with you???

 

[Ffactor]

Before you all start thinking I'm a slut I want to set the record straight. I did not actually have sex with a ZILLION women!

Sincerely,
Ffactor.

 

[JayBro]

I was impressed until I realized its only Zillions and not Gazillions.

 

[DealsMorte]

You are trying to perfect the exterior by taking drugs and what not.

Hey man be careful with that what not; heard the side effects are horrible.

 

[Ffactor]

I think she's jealous because I have bigger tits than she does!

 

[JohnyJuice]

I think she's jealous because I have bigger tits than she does!

Gyno is nothing to brag about man.

 

[Ffactor]

Gyno is nothing to brag about man.

You don't get to suck on them anymore bitch!!

 

[PolishHammer1977]

I mean this in the nicest way possible;

Take the psycho out for a nice "last and final date". @ the end , go for some nice consensual sex. Before you drop your loa*, pull out and stick it in her ass with no lube. Not even spit. Throw it in unmercifully and cum in her ass.

Then and only then, will she have larned her lesson. Never and I mean never, fuck with a man who has been with zillions of women. You are a man of international knowledge. Teach her a lesson.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I mean this in the nicest way possible;

Take the psycho out for a nice "last and final date". @ the end , go for some nice consensual sex. Before you drop your loa*, pull out and stick it in her ass with no lube. Not even spit. Throw it in unmercifully and cum in her ass.

Then and only then, will she have larned her lesson. Never and I mean never, fuck with a man who has been with zillions of women. You are a man of international knowledge. Teach her a lesson.

Dad?

 

[Ffactor]

Guys, when I first posted this I was depressed, now I'm laughing my ass off!!

 

[supersizeme]

i can tell just from reading your original post, that it's quite obvious this was not a chick you met off the net. i know this because internet relationships never go this way. there's little to no pyscho females with problems on the internet. ISPs weed them all out when girls go through the extensive interviewing process to acquire internet access in their homes. my suggestion to you is to go find a nice girl on the internet and begin a romantic relationship with her. the farther away she lives, the better. just stay away from ones that openly call themselves overweight. pretty much all the ones that describe themselves as having "an athletic build" are in tip top shape. this is also something that ISPs check for. good luck to you.

 

[Ffactor]

i can tell just from reading your original post, that it's quite obvious this was not a chick you met off the net. i know this because internet relationships never go this way. there's little to no pyscho females with problems on the internet. ISPs weed them all out when girls go through the extensive interviewing process to acquire internet access in their homes. my suggestion to you is to go find a nice girl on the internet and begin a romantic relationship with her. the farther away she lives, the better. just stay away from ones that openly call themselves overweight. pretty much all the ones that describe themselves as having "an athletic build" are in tip top shape. this is also something that ISPs check for. good luck to you.

Nope, she lives about 45 minutes away from me.

 

[HappyScrappy]

well one thing is certain - she knows waaay too much about you.

you need to either marry her (you are off to a good start, you are fighting, and a couple that argues together, stays together), or you need to never ever ever divuldge any personal info to the next woman you date.

for instance, only use words like "uhhh" or "mmmm" when she talks.
also, the "nod and smile" technique should be employed frequently as well.

also, just thought I'd use this time to mention that this is really the prime time to go ahead and post some pics of this chick.
I know that most people post up the nudie pics, but that's cool if you just want to use the regular ones.
it's all good.

 

[ZenMachine]

I mean this in the nicest way possible;

Take the psycho out for a nice "last and final date". @ the end , go for some nice consensual sex. Before you drop your loa*, pull out and stick it in her ass with no lube. Not even spit. Throw it in unmercifully and cum in her ass.

Then and only then, will she have larned her lesson. Never and I mean never, fuck with a man who has been with zillions of women. You are a man of international knowledge. Teach her a lesson.

Sort of off the topic, But why in this beautifully written bit of sentiment was the word "load" the one you chose to censor?

Zen

 

[Ffactor]

well one thing is certain - she knows waaay too much about you.

you need to either marry her (you are off to a good start, you are fighting, and a couple that argues together, stays together), or you need to never ever ever divuldge any personal info to the next woman you date.

for instance, only use words like "uhhh" or "mmmm" when she talks.
also, the "nod and smile" technique should be employed frequently as well.

also, just thought I'd use this time to mention that this is really the prime time to go ahead and post some pics of this chick.
I know that most people post up the nudie pics, but that's cool if you just want to use the regular ones.
it's all good.

That's a fine idea, how can I post a pic and can she sue me for doing that??

 

[Bullit]

Sort of off the topic, But why in this beautifully written bit of sentiment was the word "load" the one you chose to censor?

Zen

Good question.

lol@ JayBro too.

 

[Longhorn85]

This is a woman I've been "seeing" for all of FOUR weeks!!!!! The word PSYCHO comes to mind, here's the e-mail...

You just never get it, do you? After wasting my time with you for four weeks, I realized that because of your insecurities as an abused child raised in an environment with abusive parental figures, you have created a wall around yourself. You are trying to perfect the exterior by taking drugs and what not when you are so flawed and scared inside. Fix what's inside your head first because your facade of cars, cash, and desperate sex with zillions of woman isn't working.

* Reading between the lines *

Sounds like you really banged the shit out of her, and she liked it, yet has a hard time dealing with it because of her high opinion of herself. (Is she by any chance a Pysch major?).

Ignore her until she shows up at your place one day, crying. Bang the shit out of her again, without saying a word to her. Then she's yours to dominate forever.

 

[vinylgroover]

You just never get it, do you? After wasting my time with you for four weeks, I realized that because of your insecurities as an abused child raised in an environment with abusive parental figures, you have created a wall around yourself. You are trying to perfect the exterior by taking drugs and what not when you are so flawed and scared inside. Fix what's inside your head first because your facade of cars, cash, and desperate sex with zillions of woman isn't working.

You have the biography of a porn star.

 

[Malleus]

Cars, cash, AND sex with zillions of women? Teach me how to be you.

 

[Ffactor]

Re: Re: Check out this e-mail I got from a chic yesterday!!!!!

* Reading between the lines *

Sounds like you really banged the shit out of her, and she liked it, yet has a hard time dealing with it because of her high opinion of herself. (Is she by any chance a Pysch major?).

Ignore her until she shows up at your place one day, crying. Bang the shit out of her again, without saying a word to her. Then she's yours to dominate forever.

No, she's a writer and an english teacher.

 

[HappyScrappy]

That's a fine idea, how can I post a pic and can she sue me for doing that??

you can reference an outside site, or send it to someone that has the ability to put up pics.

in terms of suing - I'm no lawyer, but I do like chicks.

 

[Ffactor]

When we first met there was a lot of chemistry between us which is why maybe I shared too much with her. I can't figure out what happened between us that was so bad that she would have to drop me an e-mail like that just because things were not working out anymore.

 

[HappyScrappy]

maybe you tried the shocker too soon?

 

[Ffactor]

I'm no lawyer, but I do like chicks.

Now that's funny gay boy! Maybe I'll send a pic to Wodin.

 

[ZenMachine]

maybe you tried the shocker too soon?

Its never too soon

 

[notoriousQQ]

Sure it is. If you felt a great chemistry and became wrapped up and overwhelmed with what you were feeling and that is how you presented yourself and your perception of the relationship in the beginning you created this fabrication and facade that she became emotionally involved in.

 

[Ffactor]

I remember talking to her about family life and steroid use but cars and cash - never, I answered her questions about women, then again she knows people that know me. I still don't understand her motivation for writing that. She must be a very malicious person.

 

[Ceebs]

She must be a very malicious person.

Hell hath no fury, and all that rot.

I'm not accusing you of scorning her - it sounds like she has emotional problems, and misinterpereted something that you did or didn't do as a brush-off. Three cheers for estrogen.

So was the punani at least good? I hope the mileage we're getting out of this thread wasn't the only positive point of your involvement with her...

 

[notoriousQQ]

Her e-mail does appear to be malicious and vindictive in nature. Just her reaction to the emotional pain she is feeling, to lash out and try and give some of the hurt back to you.

Everybody is filled with the venom, some people's is more potent than others. If this e-mail is the worst of her reactions, just consider yourself lucky and move forward, learn and progress.

 

[Ffactor]

I hope the mileage we're getting out of this thread wasn't the only positive point of your involvement with her...

Yes, pretty much. I think I'll send her pic to HappyScrappy to post here.