cell phone conversation

[stilleto]

i'm in the grocery store and i call my friend
"I'm in the grocery store and they have the soda you like, do you want..."
"where are you?"
"the grocery store"
"i'm sorry, what?"
"the grocery store. they have the soda you like and"
"what do they have?"
"the soda you like!"
"pedialite? why are you getting pedialite?"
"no. i said they have the soda you like."
"the coat i like?"
"SODA"
"OH... the SODA i like?"
"YES... do you want some?"
"yes."
"diet or regular?"
"what?"
"diet or regular"
"you're flying to houston?"
"NO.. i said DIET OR REGULAR?"
"why are you going to houston?"
"nevermind."

i hate cell phones.

 

[nutsnack]

lol that's nice you were gonna buy your boyfriend some soda... how is houston?

 

[stilleto]

lol that's nice you were gonna buy your boyfriend some soda... how is houston?

its nice, they drink a lot of pedialite.

 

[H_T_]

i want that portion of my life back, please.

 

[powerslave]

Get some Q-tips while your out so he can clean the shit out of his ears.

 

[stilleto]

i want that portion of my life back, please.

i get the feeling you're a VERY slow reader.






Ka CHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[H_T_]

i get the feeling you're a VERY slow reader.






Ka CHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i like you, Betty.

 

[stilleto]

Get some Q-tips while your out so he can clean the shit out of his ears.

i am friends with women too ya know.
but EWWwww. he can get his own damn qtips.

 

[Scotsman]

i'm in the grocery store and i call my friend
"I'm in the grocery store and they have the soda you like, do you want..."
"where are you?"
"the grocery store"
"i'm sorry, what?"
"the grocery store. they have the soda you like and"
"what do they have?"
"the soda you like!"
"pedialite? why are you getting pedialite?"
"no. i said they have the soda you like."
"the coat i like?"
"SODA"
"OH... the SODA i like?"
"YES... do you want some?"
"yes."
"diet or regular?"
"what?"
"diet or regular"
"you're flying to houston?"
"NO.. i said DIET OR REGULAR?"
"why are you going to houston?"
"nevermind."

i hate cell phones.

And why is it that you never call me?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[ChefWide]

I like pedialyte. Gimme gimme.

 

[eat big]

I hate it when other people's conversations get mixed in with your own.

 

[stilleto]

And why is it that you never call me?

Cheers,
Scotsman

you were the one i was buying the soda for!!!!!!!!!!!!!
didn't you hear me say "i'll buy you soda if you give me all your k?"
you said ok.

 

[stilleto]

I like pedialyte. Gimme gimme.

i can't now, i'm flying to houston.

 

[H_T_]

please, for the sake of all that is holy, let.....this .....thread .........DIE already!

 

[stilleto]

please, for the sake of all that is holy, let.....this .....thread .........DIE already!

stop posting in it!!!

i know, i know... you can't help yourself.

 

[H_T_]

stop posting in it!!!

i know, i know... you can't help yourself.

wtf are you talking about?

 

[ChefWide]

wtf are you talking about?

Its NOT a tumah!

 

[Scotsman]

you were the one i was buying the soda for!!!!!!!!!!!!!
didn't you hear me say "i'll buy you soda if you give me all your k?"
you said ok.

Damnit the kids next door musta stole my phone again, they'll pay for this oh yes they'll pay.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[H_T_]

Its NOT a tumah!

cell phones = bulbous too-mahs.

 

[jaded]