caution: sweettarts

[bigfatty]

Okay okay, your thinking what about sweettarts that merits any caution..

I have a friend.. okay I don't have any friends it was me. I was eating a pack of these after lifting for glyco replenishing.. 1st nite I ate them was kinda bad had no water and was gagging to the store to get some.. no prob but it tasted shitty so I had the bright idea to take a diet coke with me the next day.. so I shoved the pack in my mouth chewed it up and chased it with the diet coke and bam i almost lost control of my car, I was bubbling at the mouth like some rabid dog kinda reminded me of the exorcist... what a scary feeling I was coughing that shit up all the way home! Just thought you would get a kick out of that..

Sweettarts = no carbonated drinks!

 

[nclifter6feet6]

im gonna try that that seems like it would be cool

 

[the UNDERTAKER]

what about stuffing the sweettarts in your ass, then use a funnel to pour the coke in???nice shitty fizz!!!! (just kidding!!)

 

[Golfer18--old]

What about just adding honey to your psot workout proteind drink? Eat a banana while your walking out the gym.........

 

[NFG123]

Okay okay, your thinking what about sweettarts that merits any caution..

I have a friend.. okay I don't have any friends it was me. I was eating a pack of these after lifting for glyco replenishing.. 1st nite I ate them was kinda bad had no water and was gagging to the store to get some.. no prob but it tasted shitty so I had the bright idea to take a diet coke with me the next day.. so I shoved the pack in my mouth chewed it up and chased it with the diet coke and bam i almost lost control of my car, I was bubbling at the mouth like some rabid dog kinda reminded me of the exorcist... what a scary feeling I was coughing that shit up all the way home! Just thought you would get a kick out of that..

Sweettarts = no carbonated drinks!

This is actually very helpful for site injections.

1) Crush up 1 mg sweettarts and drop it in the back end of a syringe.

2) Add 1 mL bacteriostatic Tonic water to the syringe and mix quickly. Flick air bubbles.

3) Site inject this into your arms RIGHT BEFORE A bodybuilding show, they tonic water and sweettarts produce CO2 which dramatically increase muscle density and muscle size because of CO2 release.

4) Collect your Sandow.

NFG

 

[plug1]

Do I detect a hin of sarcasm above...