cat on keyboard

[circusgirl]

Some questions:

1. How do you keep your cats off your keyboard while you are on-line, without feeding them every 5 minutes?

2. How do you keep your cats out of old pizza boxes on your cheat day? Coz hey find them, no matter where I hide them...

 

[DICK_IN_ASS_TIMOTHY]

Some questions:

1. How do you keep your cats off your keyboard while you are on-line, without feeding them every 5 minutes?

2. How do you keep your cats out of old pizza boxes on your cheat day? Coz hey find them, no matter where I hide them...

Well I have ONE cat (not cats)

1) Put her in my lap and pet her there, she's very petite and fits there easily. Usually I can calm her down and she will take a nap there.

2) Hell, let 'em have the pizza My vet says not to give my cat milk, but I do anyway. Just a little, not a bowlful. About 3 tablespoons of milk.

 

[danielson]

ummm.........i dont know how to treat a cat since i;ve only ever been around/liked dogs, but can't you just shout at it 'bad cat. get off my fucking keyboard and go sit in your room/go outside'

usually works with my mutt

 

[circusgirl]

No danielson the problem is cats are not social pack animals like dogs and so are not any good at following instructions. Ever seen a seeing-eye cat? I will try the lap thing though.

 

[Delinquent]

lol your cat does that too? She is constantly walking right in front of my face. I usually just call my dog and she'll run away. Either that or yell her name and she'll run off

 

[DICK_IN_ASS_TIMOTHY]

Circusgirl what do your cats look like?

This is what mine looks like:

http://catoftheday.com/archive/1999/November/21.jpg

 

[Bobber]

LOL!! You have been having a lot of kitty problems lately huh?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Snap it's neck.

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

I'm hungry for Chinese food

 

[Paulos]

Cut it's legs off then cauterize the wounds with your kitchen stove. Problem Solved.

 

[Advaik]

Cut it's legs off then cauterize the wounds with your kitchen stove. Problem Solved.

damn, that's the quality I always expected from Goatslayer, he must be slacking off... snap it's neck... gaw how bland....

 

[Paulos]

Goatslayer is the master. I am but a lowly apprentice.

Respect sucka.

 

[Lifter4Life]

What Satanic said. Cats suck. Lifter

 

[Island Son]

Well I have 2 cats.
When they try to walk across the keyboard I put them on the floor. After 20-30 times they get the hint for the day. A bigger problem is when they flop on my mousehand. Makes it hard to scroll and click....
pizza boxes.. haven't had a box of pizza in a long, long time, so I can't help ya there. Close it, put something heavy on top.

 

[68GT350]

I'd tie his/her tail to a cinder block.