Case Study

[scorpiogirl]

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is
ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a
man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while
he is on fire.



Further studies in this area have been cancelled.



I don't usually post this kind of stuff.....but today I feel like the second example!!!!!!!

 

[Sassy69]

Ow.

Sometimes I'm glad I'm single.

 

[Sassy69]

Sometimes my cat wishes he had a different human.

 

[heatherrae]

Rofl!

 

[scorpiogirl]

Sometimes my cat wishes he had a different human.

Damn, sometimes I wish it was just me and my cat again!!!! I've always had cats, but I can't until one of our dogs is gone. Conan (our Rottie) refuses to let any animal under 1' tall escape his grasp. Yes, he killed a stray kitten I had. She was 16 weeks old....damn men AND their dogs!!!

 

[*Bunny*]

LMAO at the post ... OMG about the kitten ... my experience with Rots is way different ... then again I was alone in a house of 23 pits at one time ...

 

[momsgettinfit]

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is
ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a
man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while
he is on fire.



Further studies in this area have been cancelled.



I don't usually post this kind of stuff.....but today I feel like the second example!!!!!!!

Well that explains why I'm always stuck in the second scenario!!!

 

[scorpiogirl]

LMAO at the post ... OMG about the kitten ... my experience with Rots is way different ... then again I was alone in a house of 23 pits at one time ...

He's very sweet, but just "plays" to rough. I he never draws blood on the animals he kills (usually bunnies, chipmunks and squirrels). I think he scoops them up and shakes them and that's all she wrote.

I've had 2 pits.....GREAT dogs! When Cone's dies, I think we'll get a kitten and a pit puppy.

 

[Sassy69]

For my lifestyle right now, the cat works just fine. I'm not around enough to take care of a dog. My brothe has two pharoah hounds and talk about high maintenance -- between him & his wife, they feed those 2 3x /day, have to let them in & out of the house.

They are "hair" dogs instead of "fur" dogs because my sister-in-law is one of those people who is allergice to everything -- but let's keep in mind that here are these two desert dogs (think the Anubis statues from Ancient Egypt) living in Minnesota. You bet they both have complete matching winter wardrobes for going out for a walk in -30 degree weather, 0 degree weather, +30 degree weather and even a comfortable 50 degree day. Hilarious. I honestly believe they are more work than my other brother's 2 & 4 yr old kids.

My cat on the other hand -- 16 lb of hairy love. Most reliable male I know (and yes he's been fixed..)

 

[scorpiogirl]

For my lifestyle right now, the cat works just fine. I'm not around enough to take care of a dog. My brothe has two pharoah hounds and talk about high maintenance -- between him & his wife, they feed those 2 3x /day, have to let them in & out of the house.

They are "hair" dogs instead of "fur" dogs because my sister-in-law is one of those people who is allergice to everything -- but let's keep in mind that here are these two desert dogs (think the Anubis statues from Ancient Egypt) living in Minnesota. You bet they both have complete matching winter wardrobes for going out for a walk in -30 degree weather, 0 degree weather, +30 degree weather and even a comfortable 50 degree day. Hilarious. I honestly believe they are more work than my other brother's 2 & 4 yr old kids.

My cat on the other hand -- 16 lb of hairy love. Most reliable male I know (and yes he's been fixed..)

I'm DEFINITELY jealous of you, Girl!!