Can't sleep...

superqt4u2nv · Dec 22, 2003

Can someone tell me a bed time storey?

Deus Ex Machina · Dec 22, 2003

There's someone hiding under your bed, probably the guy who was following you home earlier.

superqt4u2nv · Dec 22, 2003

that is a shitty storey.
Only under my bed is boxs of shoes.

OXANDRIN · Dec 22, 2003

if i can't sleep i do the following in order:
1. jerk off
2. melatonin & 5 htp
3. 1,4 BD
4. smoke pot
5. shower and get ready for the next day and just say fuck it to sleep

jackangel · Dec 22, 2003

ox, mind if I roll a few doobs from your stash? i'm out. thanks.

:rasta:

Daisy_Girl · Dec 22, 2003

Masturbation, best sleep aid ever!

jackangel · Dec 22, 2003

Daisy_Girl said:
Masturbation, best sleep aid ever!

i've been meaning to say this, dg...

jim ryun was one hell of a runner. did you (or do you) run track? with quads and hammies like those, i wouldn't be surprised if you had a bit o' sprint in ya.

biteme · Dec 22, 2003

Daisy_Girl said:
Masturbation, best sleep aid ever!

Send me some more pictures please and I will have no trouble with that.

Longhorn85 · Dec 22, 2003

dayna4u2nv said:
Can someone tell me a bed time storey?

Once upon a time there was a Canadian beauty named dayna. She was happy but felt her life was unfulfilled because she had never met a man that could fully exploit her...assets. Then she met a wily american by the name of ttlpkg...

HumorMe · Dec 22, 2003

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ttlpkg said:
Once upon a time there was a Canadian beauty named dayna. She was happy but felt her life was unfulfilled because she had never met a man that could fully exploit her...assets. Then she met a wily american by the name of ttlpkg...

but he was too infatuated with his one glove he got for his birthday because he was constantly trying it on.

Her attention soon waned with ttlpkg and she set her sights on a pig with great teeth and a helluva nice smile......

Longhorn85 · Dec 22, 2003

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HumorMe said:
Her attention soon waned with ttlpkg and she set her sights on a pig with great teeth and a helluva nice smile......

...but it didn't take her long to realize that there is no substitute for the package...

HumorMe · Dec 22, 2003

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ttlpkg said:
...but it didn't take her long to realize that there is no substitute for the package...

except when it comes to makin' bacon.

Seashell · Dec 22, 2003

superqt4u2nv · Dec 23, 2003

Thanks boys I think Daisys advice was best seems to work

canadianhitman · Dec 23, 2003

dayna4u2nv said:
Thanks boys I think Daisys advice was best seems to work

Glad it worked for you....

Now, we'd like a detailed account of the action please...

Longhorn85 · Dec 23, 2003

canadianhitman said:
Glad it worked for you....

Now, we'd like a detailed account of the action please...

Or at least tell us what you fantasized about while getting off.

canadianhitman · Dec 23, 2003

Up and down, side to side, or little circles??? Mechanically assisted??? Come on, we want DETAILS!!!

superqt4u2nv · Dec 23, 2003

Oh boys this not BTS thread.

canadianhitman · Dec 23, 2003

So what....we want answers! The truth shall set you free...

superqt4u2nv · Dec 23, 2003

canadianhitman said:
So what....we want answers! The truth shall set you free...

I had a great night sleep last night ... nuff said.

The_Ghost · Dec 23, 2003

Daisy_Girl said:
Masturbation, best sleep aid ever!

Amen to that! LOL

so I've heard that is

Deterass · Dec 23, 2003

dayna4u2nv said:
Can someone tell me a bed time storey?

Story..............no gud skools in Canida?

superqt4u2nv · Dec 23, 2003

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deteras1 said:
Story..............no gud skools in Canida?

OH plz do you spell check all your posts

Deterass · Dec 23, 2003

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dayna4u2nv said:
OH plz do you spell check all your posts

Hey i'm just joshing,don't get your panties in a wad.

superqt4u2nv · Dec 23, 2003

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deteras1 said:
Hey i'm just joshing,don't get your panties in a wad.

No panties on

The_Ghost · Dec 23, 2003

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dayna4u2nv said:
No panties on

keep talkin, me likes what me hearing

superqt4u2nv · Dec 23, 2003

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Bigdawg1468 said:
keep talkin, me likes what me hearing

I got to go to the gym now maybe later if your a good boy!

The_Ghost · Dec 23, 2003

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dayna4u2nv said:
I got to go to the gym now maybe later if your a good boy!

Good, good, now you asking the impossible

superqt4u2nv · Dec 23, 2003

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Bigdawg1468 said:
Good, good, now you asking the impossible

Okay be bad I like it better that way

The_Ghost · Dec 23, 2003

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dayna4u2nv said:
Okay be bad I like it better that way

now THAT I can be :devil:

superqt4u2nv · Dec 23, 2003

The_Ghost · Dec 23, 2003

dayna4u2nv said:

Dial_tone · Dec 23, 2003

Daisy_Girl said:
Masturbation, best sleep aid ever!

Hottest woman ever!

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