Canadian warning for all Americans

[chiefwiggum]

As we speak, our army is amassing on the canadian/american border. An invasion is imminent. Our first objective is Bangor, Maine and then it's on to Concorde, Nh. These targets have been selected for their strategic value as well as excellent shopping deals for our ridiculously low valued canadian dollar. We only have enough sleds and dogs for one thrust so be prepared. Also, could you tell me if the us army in Maine numbers more than 74 men and 3 vehicles. Cause if it doesn't your fucked.
wiggum

 

[smallmovesal]

you know, i bet if you told them exactly where the canadian army was amassing in canada they'd be running around in circles trying to figure out if that was north or south of the us... heehee

 

[chiefwiggum]

you know, i bet if you told them exactly where the canadian army was amassing in canada they'd be running around in circles trying to figure out if that was north or south of the us... heehee

lol you bet

 

[Freak Show]

Wiggum,
Is that a reference to the movie, Canadian Bacon? Sounded like it.

 

[Kryp2o]

LMAO !!! You can have Charlotte if you want it, but I doubt you could afford to buy anything here though.

 

[smallmovesal]

i need new shoelaces... can you spare some money kryp2o?

 

[Kryp2o]

i need new shoelaces... can you spare some money kryp2o?

I was going to ask you the same thing.

 

[smallmovesal]

all i have is a loonie and that's 65 cents american...

 

[GinNJuice]

all i have is a loonie and that's 65 cents american...

The biggest difference between the US and Canada is:.......


-In the US, you gently slide a dollar bill into a strippers g-string.

-In Canada, (for some reason ), the strippers like you to throw loonies at their cooch. What's the deal with that????

 

[Kryp2o]

all i have is a loonie and that's 65 cents american...

I've been known to be loonie at times.

 

[Junior21]

what are you talking aboot eh? lol

 

[8-]]

Is this in retaliation to the "South Park: The Movie" Canadian bombing?

 

[ORGANON CANON]

This is off topic, but that's an awesome sig. pic small.

 

[smallmovesal]

thanks

have you seen the northern lights?

 

[rudedawg]

The biggest difference between the US and Canada is:.......


-In the US, you gently slide a dollar bill into a strippers g-string.

-In Canada, (for some reason ), the strippers like you to throw loonies at their cooch. What's the deal with that????

We used to "Lick em and Stick em" Of course I think there were only a few times when they actually stuck on the stripper

 

[WODIN]

You can have bangor...it's a tired old joke anyway.

 

[chiefwiggum]

I'm not joking

If you americans will look overhead you will see our airforce getting ready to make their first string of bombing runs. Okay, so what if its a seagull with a gas filled balloon. Budget cutbacks ain't been pretty. Oh and by the way our navy is in new yorks harbor. yeah thats it, the fishing trawler with the guy holding the 22.cal (hes a good shot). Anyway,were relocating our mobile command igloo, to somewhere outside biloxi, wherever that is. I'll keep you other canucks posted
Wiggum

 

[Jimsbbc]

we are not worried since your economy depends on us. Also, I am sure the CIA is way ahead of your game, brother.

 

[smallmovesal]

Re: I'm not joking

If you americans will look overhead you will see our airforce getting ready to make their first string of bombing runs. Okay, so what if its a seagull with a gas filled balloon. Budget cutbacks ain't been pretty. Oh and by the way our navy is in new yorks harbor. yeah thats it, the fishing trawler with the guy holding the 22.cal (hes a good shot). Anyway,were relocating our mobile command igloo, to somewhere outside biloxi, wherever that is. I'll keep you other canucks posted
Wiggum

i like this guy already!

 

[Kryp2o]

Re: I'm not joking

If you americans will look overhead you will see our airforce getting ready to make their first string of bombing runs.

I'm sorry, I must have blinked. Just missed them.

 

[chiefwiggum]

Re: Re: I'm not joking

I'm sorry, I must have blinked. Just missed them.

We'll be back don't worry, just waiting for the bus to show up with fuel for the truck, then the shitteth really hitteth the fanneth.
Wiggum

 

[Kryp2o]

Re: I'm not joking

Anyway,were relocating our mobile command igloo, to somewhere outside biloxi, wherever that is. I'll keep you other canucks posted
Wiggum

Hmmm . . . you see now that's a problem. You put an igloo in Biloxi, Mississippi. It safe to say it will not last long. Way to hot down in the deep south.

 

[smallmovesal]

i like your sense of humour wiggum

 

[chiefwiggum]

Re: Re: I'm not joking

Hmmm . . . you see now that's a problem. You put an igloo in Biloxi, Mississippi. It safe to say it will not last long. Way to hot down in the deep south.

don't worry we come prepared, if the igloo melts we switch to our command teepee donated by our native contingent.
Wiggum

 

[Kryp2o]

i like your sense of humour wiggum

Hmmm . . . me think'em chiefwiggum make very funny warrior, pow. Him smoke'em big peace pipe too.

 

[chiefwiggum]

warning for kryp

fort bragg is in n.carolina. Pack up and move now and i'll spare your life. Oh by the way, is n.c up or down from chicago.were lost......i mean were temporarily disoriented.
Wiggum

 

[Kryp2o]

Re: warning for kryp

fort bragg is in n.carolina. Pack up and move now and i'll spare your life. Oh by the way, is n.c up or down from chicago.were lost......i mean were temporarily disoriented.
Wiggum

LMMFAO !!!!

It's East - Southeast from Chicago on the East Coast. Just lock up when your through raiding.

 

[smallmovesal]

too silly

 

[chiefwiggum]

We'll spare your life on the following conditions.
you give us george bush and we'll give you 3 eskimos, 1 hockey stick, the montreal canadiens, 4 litres of water, and 3 fishings nets.
Reply or perish
Wiggum

 

[chiefwiggum]

i say we talk all of our black people and unload them on canada.

\
little racist r we

 

[WODIN]

We'll spare your life on the following conditions.
you give us george bush and we'll give you 3 eskimos, 1 hockey stick, the montreal canadiens, 4 litres of water, and 3 fishings nets.
Reply or perish
Wiggum

Only if you keep the canadiens!!! you drive a hard bargan but hey I just heard that fire bomb went of over top of ned feedlanders body shop outside bangor!

 

[smallmovesal]

we need relic from the beachcombers at a time like this.

 

[chiefwiggum]

nnooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!1

Flanders, i didn't like him anyway. By the way we want bob dole also, bob dole stands for justice, bob dole wouldn't take any shit, bob dole...yadayadayada, you get the point.
Wiggum

 

[Kryp2o]

We'll spare your life on the following conditions.
you give us george bush and we'll give you 3 eskimos, 1 hockey stick, the montreal canadiens, 4 litres of water, and 3 fishings nets.
Reply or perish
Wiggum

Make that 3 Eskimo Squaws' and you got a deal.

 

[3Vandoo]

Has a Canadian Army member here my answer HAHAHAHAHAHA

Bangor Maine I will be there from the 16 to the 18th of November
and Concord NH OH NO I DATED A GIRL FROM THERE!
Hmmm that can be a good idea for some revenge

 

[The_RAIDER]

We are amassing several squadrons of BIG ASS Skeeters on the Fla Border.

They are being backed up by several squads of 300lb Gators that are fully Hydrated and ready to rock...

If we have heat related failures, we are planning on pulling in the Reserves from Ft. Farts in Boca Raton...

You'll never take us alive... Eh!

 

[Y_lifter]

BOUNCE from the past classic