Can you number two without number oneing?

CipherLock · Jan 20, 2004

I can't, and I certainly can't number three without a quick number one soon after.

You?

hardrock · Jan 20, 2004

Agreed

CipherLock · Jan 20, 2004

This is so undeniably true it should be cast on a tablet and held my a man with a long white beard with the ambition to betray God

hamstershaver · Jan 20, 2004

it is not possible

jerkbox · Jan 20, 2004

what sucks is sneezing while going number oneing

CipherLock · Jan 20, 2004

What sucks is coughing so hard you rip a painful searing fart and touch cloth.

jerkbox · Jan 20, 2004

once i was number oneing outside at a college party, holding a full cup of beer with my mouth, and dropped it right into my crotch.

CipherLock · Jan 20, 2004

jerkbox said:
once i was number oneing outside at a college party, holding a full cup of beer with my mouth, and dropped it right into my crotch.

I can't wait to hear the hijinx that happend next...

the nature boy · Jan 20, 2004

they go hand in hand, it's a perfect combination.

jerkbox · Jan 20, 2004

CipherLock said:
I can't wait to hear the hijinx that happend next...

i think i got another beer shortly after that.