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Can Someone Help Me Please?????

Misses Curling

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Hi Everyone. This is my first post here and I hope you all can help me. Curling is always telling me what a nice bunch of folks you are. Well, except for the gay ones and the black ones and the athiest ones and some of the liberal ones and some of you don’t
understand bikers but for the most part he thinks you all are just the greatest...Just a minute I need to spit my gum out, Can’t type and chew gum at the same time.
Anyway, I’m not as educated as some of you and not as smart as Curling but there are some things, welll, one in particular that has been bothering and I want to know what you think.

See, awhile back I didn’t have any sex drive and Curling told me that he read on here that if I used some of his test it would make me all horny again and I really wanted to be a good wife and make him happy so I let him give me some. It worked wonders so he kept giving it to me and then I noticed that my ummmmmm, girl parts, to put it delicately were growing and I though he wouldn’t like it but he seemed to or maybe it was that I was horny all the time.
He kept giving me more and more until I am well, like about 5” long and when I get really worked up it is even bigger. I don’t like it much. I think I look like a man and he likes me really really tan. The only time I get out much is to go to the tanning salon but it is important to him and well, when I am naked I look
kind of like a black man now if you know what I mean. Curling says I am beautiful but I don't know.
Then we were in bed the other night and he wanted me to do a reverse cowgirl and I had never heard of such a thing but he has taught me all kinds of stuff and so I tried it. The thing is that when I lean forward in that position my really big girl part rubs against his ummmmmmm, well, you know. He has really small balls cause he uses so much test. Anyway it kind of poked in him a bit and I tried to get it right out cause he drinks all those protein shakes and I didn't want any part of me somewhere that smelled like that does most of the time but as I pulled away he pushed me forward and he came before I could get it out. I wouldn’t think anything about it but the other day I came home and he was wearing my lace thong and he said that it was because I hadn’t done laundry and he was out of shorts but I showed him that they were in the drawer right where they always are. Curling gets real upset when I get behind on my warshing and other chores so I always make sure I have everything done up just like he likes it.

So my question is since I look like a black man and when it poked him in the backside on accident he seemed to like it instead of being upset like I thought he would be and he was wearing my panties so do you think that he is thinking about me when we are doing it or was he maybe thinking about a man and does thinking about your wife being a black man make you gay and is thinking about it a sin or is just doing it with a black man a sin? I really want to make him happy and the Bible says I am supposed to be submissive but I don’t want any part of an interracial gay relationship.

Thank you all so much for your help.
 
If you give half a shit about humankind and the gene pool, PLEASE go get a tubal ligation RIGHT NOW! If you're low on funds, just "Bobbit". Same effect.
 
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Y_Lifter said:

lmfao

I'm going to send that via someone else's Uni email account to my Evolution professor. He'll be pleasantly furious.
 
whoever wrote this is too stupid to realize that miss implies single and that a married man's wife would be mrs. curling.
 
notoriousQQ said:
whoever wrote this is too stupid to realize that miss implies single and that a married man's wife would be mrs. curling.

I think it was intentional, honestly. The person even typed "warshing".
 
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