can birds shit while in flight?

[Spartacus]

I was just wondering,yeah I could google for an answer
but thought it might be more entertaining to ask here

 

[hotzie]

yes

 

[dullboy]

dullboy read this and said that you don't spend much time at the beach, huh?

 

[Spartacus]

yes

then why the hell do they shit all over my mailbox
I never see the fuckers actaully on my mailbox
just their shit

 

[cranny]

I guess you've never been quail hunting before. When a covey comes up off the ground you can see a shit trail from some of them where they took off.

 

[Spartacus]

dullboy read this and said that you don't spend much time at the beach, huh?

on one trip to the beach a bro and I were tooling down the road hittin' the dugout in his convertible beamer
we came across a rise and there were three buzzards chowing on some carrion
well they took flight when they saw us coming,but one took some lunch "to go"
that bastard,you know buzzards fly in slow motion and he's/she's dangling a good foot long chunck of meat
and then he/she let's it loose at about the time we passed underneath
it might not have been that close,but we were stoned so...

 

[Huckster]

dullboy read this and said that you don't spend much time at the beach, huh?

Had a good bro that got bombed by a seagull while we were deep sea fishing.At first he got all raged out thinking someone threw something at him,because it 'splatted' off the side of his face.His head was darting around looking for someone to beat ass on.He had a big green gooey shit careening off the side of his temple.When we finally calmed him down,his only comment was,"Man,it was WARM."

LMAO

 

[MrMuscle]

by birds do you mean women?

 

[Spartacus]

by birds do you mean women?

edited

 

[GoldenDelicious]

um. where do you think they got the idea of dropping bombs out of airplanes?

i used to love feeding the birds. now ill happily feed them all paracetamol and let them explode. little bastards

 

[PICK3]

Only if I just washed & waxed my truck.