Cameron Diaz & bad luck

[Dial_tone]

I thought she was super tall.

 

[Dial_tone]

Testing something.

 

[perkele]

POOR CAMERON DIAZ.

Days after busting her nose in a surfing accident, she hurt her foot while cavorting with boyfriend JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE (TIMBERGAY) during their holiday in Hawaii.

 

[IhateOsama]

That's sick. She is like 45 now. That's like justin banging his mom if he does woman at all which I don't think he does cause Britney is a lesbian.

 

[BonerBoy]

Demi's Ashton's grandma

 

[perkele]

That's sick. She is like 45 now. That's like justin banging his mom if he does woman at all which I don't think he does cause Britney is a lesbian.

She's about ten years younger than Demi Moore.... So Ashton is banging his grandmom.

 

[IhateOsama]

She's about ten years younger than Demi Moore.... So Ashton is banging his grandmom.

Well I guess that's better then banging your brother.

 

[ajtomasi]

he's got tatoos on his legs . . . weird

 

[perkele]

Cameron has the smallest implants in Hollywood

 

[Yarg!]

This reminds me of a joke I heard on Conan once:

It appears that Michale Douglas has been doing some research on his family tree. As it turns out, his grand father was once a pirate. Meanwhile, Catherine Zeta Jones was also doing some research on her family and found out that her grandfather was, Michael Douglas. lol.

 

[Paulo]

Dude! Michael Justin, er, Jackson Timberlake, er Justin T. is fucking huge man!. Look at those calves! I wish I had biceps like that guy!

Go back to the fucking Mickey Mouse club!



p.s. I though Cameron was like 30. Now that Ashton kid boffing Demi is a little funky. Of course, I'd be inclined to take a sample if I were in his, er um, position.

Paulo