Calling the Beta female

[guards]

Alright, I want an explanation.


Why is it that some girls ask you to call them, and than once you do call them they say that they are busy???

WTF???

If you are busy, THAN WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU ASK ME TO CALL???

 

[Raina]

Even as a female, I don't undertand women at all. I don't understand that situation you described. It's completely lacking logic. It seems like a waste of both your time.

 

[HappyScrappy]

also, why is so damn hard to fellate a dead horse?

 

[The Shadow]

also, why is so damn hard to fellate a dead horse?

Fellating and beating are two different things - ask Dballer

 

[guards]

also, why is so damn hard to fellate a dead horse?

OMG i almost fell off my chair!!!!!!!!


BWAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAAH



Raina- It seems like beta females are out to create havoc amongst the alpha males. That is their sole purpose in life.

 

[HappyScrappy]

oh trust me, I know the difference between a solid flogging and 500lbs of sucking pressure on a hog - but... well, really I don't know what my point was

 

[saint808]

are beta females like beta fish... if you put a mirror in front of them will they go crazy and try and attack their own image?

 

[Raina]

Sounds like this girl needs to be sat down and talked to. She seems to have forgotten that she should keep quiet unless spoken too-- and I'm betting she's forgetting that her place is in the kitchen. Maybe buy her some new oven mitts and a Best of Baking book, nice little tokens of affection and they'll teach her as well.

 

[guards]

are beta females like beta fish... if you put a mirror in front of them will they go crazy and try and attack their own image?

Perhaps.


I was thinking in terms of lions/gorillas/herd animals.


There is a dominat female and a dominant male

the female is called the beta female and the male is called the alpha male.

 

[guards]

Sounds like this girl needs to be sat down and talked to. She seems to have forgotten that she should keep quiet unless spoken too-- and I'm betting she's forgetting that her place is in the kitchen. Maybe buy her some new oven mitts and a Best of Baking book, nice little tokens of affection and they'll teach her as well.

Perhaps.

Maybe she just needs to be relieved of her beta female status

 

[Raina]

Maybe she just needs to be relieved of her beta female status

Perhaps it's a situation that require a little "smack the bitch up".

 

[guards]

Perhaps it's a situation that require a little "smack the bitch up".

That would be fun....but than i would be relieved of my alpha male status.....actually all my status would be lost....lol




Thinking more along the lines of dating her beta female friend.lol


Just to piss her off

 

[Norman Bates]

Women are strange sometimes.
I messaged a nice(?) girl 3 days ago because i had some free tickets for a nice club.
She didn´t write or call back and now, one day after the tickets expired, she writes: Now when can we meet, sweetie?

She´s really confusing.

Some claim that chicks do things like that to find out how much shit a male is willing to take.
But who knows for sure?

 

[Franco C]

Females do that "call me" I'm busy bullshit on purpose. Think about it this way, she wants you to call her, now you went through and actually called her, now she blows you off... she wants to see if you call back. That's why you tell them to call you, not vice versa. She's simply seeing how much power she has over you. The equation is something like salary x dick size x age. Make sure you show her you are in control and if you have trouble showing that, abuse her.

 

[john937]

Some claim that chicks do things like that to find out how much shit a male is willing to take.
But who knows for sure?

It firmly plants the ring in his nose so he's easily led.
Like how much does a wild stallion buck when you put a saddle on him the first time.
You let him pitch and buck till he's exhausted.
Eventually he realizes he's lost his freedom, not in control, and he's easier to train.
lol,...remembering why I'm divorced...

 

[Norman Bates]

It firmly plants the ring in his nose so he's easily led.
Like how much does a wild stallion buck when you put a saddle on him the first time.
You let him pitch and buck till he's exhausted.
Eventually he realizes he's lost his freedom, not in control, and he's easier to train.
lol,...remembering why I'm divorced...

I guess most relationships are a struggle for who is in control.
She won´t get me that easy under control... i hope