Calling All Tools?

[PolishHammer1977]

Where you at?.....Where you at?.....

 

[beastboy]

Sorry...I borrowed your hoe. I'll return her.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Tool # 1 hello

 

[decem]

hi PH.. i've missed you..

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Hi DECEM, me 2

 

[tuc biscuit]

I am a tool of the senationalist media, does this count?

 

[beastboy]

Tool # 1 hello

I'd rake you.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

you can only be 1 tool so if you want to be a rake than that's it. make up your mind and I will allow you to choose again.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

I am a tool of the senationalist media, does this count?

sure. please explain a little more so the rest of our audience can understand the depth of this nature

 

[beastboy]

you can only be 1 tool so if you want to be a rake than that's it. make up your mind and I will allow you to choose again.

Okay...I want to be a garden hose.....the ones with the adjustable knozzle.

 

[from zero]

What the ...

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Okay...I want to be a garden hose.....the ones with the adjustable knozzle.

Done

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Garden Hose with adjustable knozzle SOLD to BEASTBOY

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[tuc biscuit]

sure. please explain a little more so the rest of our audience can understand the depth of this nature

Look....I was using words that I don't understand and certainly can't back up, so just put me down for number 3 and have done with it, I will be a trowel I think.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Look....I was using words that I don't understand and certainly can't back up, so just put me down for number 3 and have done with it, I will be a trowel I think.

Ladies and gentleman, a "trowel" for Tuc Biscuit. For those who do not know a "trowel" is a masons tool commonly used to hold cement while applying to surfaces adhesive to it.

 

[beastboy]

What the ...

It allows you to transfer water from one location to another.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

It allows you to transfer water from one location to another.

SOLD!!! From Zero is the proud new owner of the tool invented by Beastboy patent # 028453.

Will you be acceptingroyalties for this BEASTBOY?

 

[PoyeBoy]

you call me the drill, I drill your girlfriend the hoe

 

[c-sharp minor]

What a bunch of tools.

 

[slobberknocker]

Miter saw.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

you call me the drill, I drill your girlfriend the hoe

Be more specific please

 

[slobberknocker]

Why would you use a drill on a hoe?

 

[beastboy]

Can someone saw S-L-O-W ??

 

[slobberknocker]

Can someone saw S-L-O-W ??

what the fuck



sure, i can saw slow

 

[PoyeBoy]

Be more specific please

a Dewalt Drill, yellow and black with a quick bit changer, and a extra handle in the front to hold becuase IM SO FUCKING BIG AND POWERFUL

thank you

 

[c-sharp minor]

Is a can opener considered a tool?

If so, I will be the can opener.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Is a can opener considered a tool?

I so, I will be the can opener.

you can open a can of whoop ass while Im drilling this hoe

 

[c-sharp minor]

you can open a can of whoop ass while Im drilling this hoe

Peanut buttah jelly with a baseball bat.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

SOLD SOLD and SOLD



Sorry for he break in the action. I had some business to take care of that

 

[beastboy]

SOLD SOLD and SOLD



Sorry for he break in the action. I had some business to take care of that

How many wipes?

 

[PolishHammer1977]

it wasnt that silly. Creative though. lol

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Miter saw.

SOLD!

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Is a can opener considered a tool?

If so, I will be the can opener.

Automatic or manual?

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Here!

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Here!

Well thank you for aknoledging yourself as a "tool".