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satanic goatslayer
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Seeing her from afar, I knew I had to have her.
Everything was perfect.
I couldn't go wrong.
Suddenly my left eyeball exploded, and puss sprayed on her blouse. I felt awful, so I offered to buy her a new shirt. She declined, saying that it wasn't my fault that my eyeball blew out. Somehow I thought different.
I persisted, and had to eventually rip her shirt off and write my name on her chest in blood. Calligraphy almost. It was beautiful.
That was when she fell for me, well, tripped rather and fell face first into the deep fryer. If laughter is medicine for the soul, I must be immune to disease for at least three years.
After patching my eye socket up, I wrote her eulogy in the wet cement outside and went home to smoke cannabis and listen to Trooper.
Salvation.
Everything was perfect.
I couldn't go wrong.
Suddenly my left eyeball exploded, and puss sprayed on her blouse. I felt awful, so I offered to buy her a new shirt. She declined, saying that it wasn't my fault that my eyeball blew out. Somehow I thought different.
I persisted, and had to eventually rip her shirt off and write my name on her chest in blood. Calligraphy almost. It was beautiful.
That was when she fell for me, well, tripped rather and fell face first into the deep fryer. If laughter is medicine for the soul, I must be immune to disease for at least three years.
After patching my eye socket up, I wrote her eulogy in the wet cement outside and went home to smoke cannabis and listen to Trooper.
Salvation.
just ...........so..............beautiful *sniff sniff*
I was his inspriation!
