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Busted!!!
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Franco C
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One time I was watching oprah and relaxing with some bacardi smearing lipstick all over my face. My old man walked in and kicked the shit out of me. A steel tip kodiak grip work boot to the face, until I was all bloodied and bashed; but hey what doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
On more then one occasion, I used to work at holiday end 22 years ago and was a bail hop. One day they hired this sexy ass life guard, her last name was long and my last name was noe, she kept asking my name and i would say, Noe, oh tell me she would say, I was asking her last name, and she kept saying its Long, I said tell me anyhow, I can pronounce it. Anyhow we hit it off from the get go. After dating her for about a week, she requested that, I meet her in the pool for some skinny dippy and wild sex. The manager was suppose to be out of town. We turned out the lights and was pounding away, when the Owner of the motel unlocked the door and flipped on the lights. We never had time to react and we were both fired.
I got caught the first time in my life about 2 months ago by our oldest daughter (11) its was 2 in the morning and she walked in and said mom real quit and my big ass must have flipped 3' in the air and landed on the otherside of the bed face down frozen with no covers and My wife paused for a sec and then yelled go to bed ali! Then next day she was mad at us and would not talk. LOL. We lock the door now. 
