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Robert Jan

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My 20 year old sister is home for the weekend and we would have a barbeque supper in the back yard.
Just before we would eat i was in my room watching some porn. (I mean, its not like everybody doesn`t watch porn)
my sister comes into my room, I have stairs that lead only to my room.
She notices what I was doing but ignores it, turns around looking at my books to give me a chance to get my act together.

*ok, it sucks, but it happens to the best of them, and shes dealing with it well.*

She goes down into the yard to eat, and when i follow some minutes later I sit down at a table where my sister is arguing to my father over irrelevant details.

After dinner, just hanging out in the yard, she asks me to show her my belly cuz she wants to see how i look. She starts insulting me saying im a fatass and i just look fat, not like i workout. (This is a common thing it seems, she does this all the time... btw, she has a higher bf% than I do and she doesn`t even try to change it)

I tell her I realise I`m not lean and I`m working on it and its going well.
She says she doesn`t exactly see or believe it.
(keep in mind this exact discussion has taken place at least 100 times)

She then makes a nasty comment about her catching me in my room in front of my folks.

At this point im eating a large grilled potatoe. Annoyed as I am I start to loosely throw little bits of it over to her.
One piece fell into her collar, down her back and apparently was very hot because she burned herself.
I was eating this potatoe and i was unaware any part of it was painfully hot, let alone that it would go down her shirt.
At this point she gets up, walks up to me and starts getting her hands on me.
I push her back with no more than necessary force.
She comes back and smacks me over the head as hard as she could. this was moderately painful and not the nicest gesture.

She runs inside, I`m unsure whether it was to get away from me or to put water on her back.
I yell after her she should realise im not sorry about anything.

I go to my room, clean up a bit and study.
I go back down to clean up the table in the yard. Theres a big jug of water on there, she empties it over me.
I stay completely calm and tell her she can clean up then and that was uncalled for.
Im about to go back inside as she comes after me and tells me she will make my life miserable, that I`m a fat bastard and some other things, and pushes me inside. I push back and stay where I am.
Then she puts her arm around my throat.
I give her a hard low kick to the side of her waist and a moderate jab on the neck. She goes down slowly, crying.
I tell her it serves her right and she had no reason whatsoever to come back at me, and I go inside.
My mother cried too, she wanted to have a nice get together with the bbq.

That was about 2 hours ago. my sister hasn`t come out of her room yet.

My mother just came in and says i might have hit her too hard.
I told her I disagree

She is a 20 yr old Uni student who lives alone. Youd say she would be more mature.I think I was completely right to do what I did and I will not apolagise.
 
wow that was a long post, do you think you could snap some pix of her in the shower before she leaves and post them here?
 
First of all, didn't anyone tell you to NEVER,EVER hit a girl. Even if it's sister and even if she deserved it. Come on!!


Sounds like sybling rivalry. I have 3 sisters and all though we never got into some beat ya up kinda brawls we had some really nasty verbal fights.

It seems that she is jealous of you for something. But it also sounds like she's reaching out to you. She came to your room, to talk maybe? You should go talk to her. You don't have to appologize if you feel you are right, but you really should talk to her.
 
wow, that is EXACTLY how my sister is (insert other retarded comment in place of "fatty").... but shes 25
 
no shit she has a higher bodyfat % than you. even in shape girls have a high bf% compared to guys.

post some naked pics of her.
 
flexygrl said:
First of all, didn't anyone tell you to NEVER,EVER hit a girl. Even if it's sister and even if she deserved it. Come on!!


Sounds like sybling rivalry. I have 3 sisters and all though we never got into some beat ya up kinda brawls we had some really nasty verbal fights.

It seems that she is jealous of you for something. But it also sounds like she's reaching out to you. She came to your room, to talk maybe? You should go talk to her. You don't have to appologize if you feel you are right, but you really should talk to her.

Totally disagree. This is why you women get away with so much shit. You mean to tell me that you think it's alright for a woman to punch a man and not get hit back. That's bullshit. If you hit anyone, you should expect to get hit back. Regardless of your sex. Some women can beat up men. Come on!
 
flexygrl said:
First of all, didn't anyone tell you to NEVER,EVER hit a girl. Even if it's sister and even if she deserved it. Come on!!

fuck that.

what gives a girl the right to attack someone with impunity? because she's a girl? give me a break.

if someone violates another person's personal space and attacks them, they deserve whatever the person dishes back at them.
 
I don't think it's right to hit a women. I'm sorry. Yes I understand that she attacked him, but she, by nature is not as strong as a man. It's not a fair fight.

Oh and biteme, what the hell is your problem with me? That's twice today that you replies nastily to one of my threads. What the hell did I ever do to you?
 
Oh and it's not a freaking stranger either that came up and hit him. it's his sister, his blood. That's just wrong. I would never, ever raise a hand to any of my sisters even if they hit me. I love them too much.
 
1) You should have told her to turn around and help finish you off. Porn is cool, but get a sister act going. Don't tell mom, though.

2) Just ask to see her stomach when she brings up yours.

3) I would not have hit her at all, but I would have held her down and tickled her until she'd vomit or pass out. Preferably both.

4) She did not burn herself if *you* flicked the piece of food down into her shirt.

5) You should have immediately countered her porn comment she made in front of your parents by loudly urging her to mention her third abortion to dad.

6) Get the dirtiest scat porn (redundant, I know) you can find. Hide it in various places in her room that are not too hard to find. Lead your mom to them. Act shocked, or try to.

7)Hook up a spy cam and broadcast her shower and toilet activities on the 'net. Get paid for it.

8) For no reason at all, when your parents are away, slap her ass and call her "toots". Tell her to remove her clothing, calmly, but sternly. Do this often. It doesn't really matter if she complies. Just say the words and act serious.

9) Go on a CKD and lean up so you can REALLY rub it in.

10) Jerk-off on her pillow.
 
flexygrl said:
Yes I understand that she attacked him, but she, by nature is not as strong as a man. It's not a fair fight.

she should have thought about that before attacking him.

do you see guys picking fights with grizzly bears? no, because we know they can whip our asses. same thing should go with females.
 
no problem. Normally I wouldn't care but I really respect you and your oppinions, and was just wondering if I did something to offend you. If you were a peice of crap, then I wouldn't care.

:D
 
flexygrl said:
I don't think it's right to hit a women. I'm sorry. Yes I understand that she attacked him, but she, by nature is not as strong as a man. It's not a fair fight.

Oh and biteme, what the hell is your problem with me? That's twice today that you replies nastily to one of my threads. What the hell did I ever do to you?

No problem with you at all. I just disagree with you on those issues. Sorry if it sounded nasty. :)
 
flexygrl said:
I don't think it's right to hit a women. I'm sorry. Yes I understand that she attacked him, but she, by nature is not as strong as a man. It's not a fair fight.

Oh and biteme, what the hell is your problem with me? That's twice today that you replies nastily to one of my threads. What the hell did I ever do to you?

If you're "not as strong" as someone else, then don't attack them...You can't just assume since you're weaker you're immune to attack. What if I went up to some huge dude in a bar, and punched him in his face, is he wrong to hit me back because he's bigger than me?
 
In his place, I would probably respond similarly, if pushed far enough. Striking back in anger is never a good thing, but it's human, and since most people would probably do the same thing, I wouldn't judge him harshly for that. Yet, at the same time, if you can find a different way to stop annoying behaviors, then do it. Talking, as flexygrl suggested, is always a nice approach. If you haven't tried it, then do, and maybe that will help change the nature of your relationship. If that won't work (or hasn't worked), then do what you have to, in order to solve a problem. If the threat of violence is the only thing that prevents her antagonism, then have at it.
 
Bulldog_10 said:


If you're "not as strong" as someone else, then don't attack them...You can't just assume since you're weaker you're immune to attack. What if I went up to some huge dude in a bar, and punched him in his face, is he wrong to hit me back because he's bigger than me?

Exactly.
 
I completely understand what you guys are saying but still I don't think it's right.

As men you are prepared to defend yourself in a fight. Most women including me don't know how to defend ourselves. Yes she was stupid to hit him and it wasn't right. But obviously he hurt her when he struck back.

This is his sister. This is not some trash on the street. Doesn't anyone see how wrong it is that he hurt his sister, in anger?
 
flexygrl said:
no problem. Normally I wouldn't care but I really respect you and your oppinions, and was just wondering if I did something to offend you. If you were a peice of crap, then I wouldn't care.

:D

Thanks. I respect you and your opinions as well, and we've had good dialogue in the past. Noone can agree on everything.:)
 
I have to agree in a sense. Girls generally suck at fighting. Especially the ones who say or think they are good at it.

I don't think guys should hit girls, but girls should know not to hit guys. I won't ever hit a girl (unless it's a sexual thing), but I know guys who were basically justified when they have smacked chicks for punching/kicking/bludgeoning them.

The moral of the story? She wants her brother's penis in her mouth, pussy, and anus, but in the reverse order.
 
flexygrl said:


As men you are prepared to defend yourself in a fight. Most women including me don't know how to defend ourselves.


This is bullshit, no offense Flexygrl. What if a man doesn't know how to defend himself? IMO, women use this too often. Just because you're a woman doesn't mean you can't defend yourself. Women's muscles are just as strong as their male counterpart's muslces...there is no reason why a woman can't be as strong as a man...and learn to defend themselves just like men do.
 
Baoh said:
The moral of the story? She wants her brother's penis in her mouth, pussy, and anus, but in the reverse order.


That's what I'm thinking. Make sure you setup a webcast online first though. That's one that'll put American Pie to shame:p
 
Bulldog,

That's why I said most women! Obviously she doesn't know how to fight. Why else would she have gone down so fast. I think more dads teach their sons how to fight as soon as they have a run in with the school bully. Girls don't have that luxery(sp). Most girl bullies chose to just soil a girls name rather than fight her. I have wrestled with my husband. Many times he pins me and tells me to try and get free. He does this because if I was ever attacked he wants me to be able to atleast put up a fight. Well, I still can't get free. We just wrestled this weekend, although I am getting stronger I still couldn't escape. He outweighs me by atleast 70 pounds. How can a women defend themselves against that. If you were trained to do it, then sure. But if not, then how? I could always kick him in the balls, but I don't think he would like it.

Now don't get me wrong, I still say SHE should not have hit him.
 
I know what you're saying, you feel like you should be allowed to beat your sis if she beats you... the only way to beat a sis though (as I have learned over the years) is to make her feel bad about what she did. This is best accomplished by being the better man and not responding to any of her bs. Then let your parents dish it out on her. :D
 
An exception would be if a girl drew a weapon. Then I'd tear her arms off and give my gf the girl's rings, assuming she's wearing some.
 
flexygrl said:
Why else would she have gone down so fast.

:D :D :D :D

But seriously, flexygrl, you're a sweetheart...I do agree that it's not a good thing to respond in anger. I don't condone his behavior, but I won't hold it against him, either. And it wasn't really a fight. He most likely wanted to back her off, physically and verbally.
 
Jackangel,

Thank you hunny!!! I know it wasn't a real fight. I just hate when men talk about hitting women, any women.
 
Agreed. It's so much more effective to crush them than it is to hit them.

j/k
 
Robert Jan said:

This whole time I thought you were just "Special" like Corky but your age explains a lot! Send your sister to me! I'll bang here so hard with my Meat Monster that she will Piss like a Race Horse!
 
flexygrl said:
DCUP,

You are too funny! Can you teach me how to be that funny?

If you were not a man I would teach you a whole lot of things! But since your a Dude I can't!
 
Ask your sister how many guys she banged in one week. Ask her how many gang bangs she has been in. University chicks need a calculator to total the number. Call her a slut. That shuts them up pretty quick.
 
flexygrl said:
dcup,

I love you! You make life worth living!

I have many gay male admirers such as you! When you look like a Buff Brad Pit like I do it is a blessing and a curse at the same time! Do you have a Hott Sister needing Impregnation?
 
I have 3 hot sisters. I am the hottest of them all, but they are all smart enought to stay away from guys like you! Even though you are gorgeous!
 
flexygrl,

what do you think of all the sexual tension between brother and sister hinted at in this thread? don't you find that just utterly terrible and repugnant and wrong?

:angel:
 
Many years ago, My ex-girlfriend came over with one of her friends, we had been broken up about 1 month and she was mad because I called her new boyfriend and asked him to leave her alone. I had no right to do that, but I was young and I did really love her. Without saying a word, she threw a staight right hand into my forehead, a pretty hard punch. I reacted without thinking, out of anger and instinct. I didn't hurt her, but I had her on the ground so fast that it scared the shit out of her. I doubt she hit another guy after that.
 
flexygrl said:
I have 3 hot sisters. I am the hottest of them all, but they are all smart enought to stay away from guys like you! Even though you are gorgeous!

lol that's funny! They must have showed you all the Tranny make up techniques! Yea I'm not into straight edger woman anyways! Terms such as Fellatio and Cunnilingus scare them!
 
flexygrl said:
I have 3 hot sisters. I am the hottest of them all


This is a bold statement. You have to back this up. People have died for saying less and not backing it up. We need to some pics of you nude right away. Right now, show us the goods.
 
LOL, dcup!!! If you only knew. I am not a straight edger! I have a good heart, that's all.

Jackangel,

I don't know. It is pretty weird. I sort of wanted to sail over that one.
 
flexygrl said:
LOL, dcup!!! If you only knew. I am not a straight edger! I have a good heart, that's all.

Jackangel,

I don't know. It is pretty weird. I sort of wanted to sail over that one.

DP, Nipple Needle Hooks and Asphyxiation?
 
Stop this shameless flirting! B4 long this thread will be up to 100 replies. :D
 
I usually get along with her, except when its about body image or bb.

she has the typical couch potatoe views and doesn`t understand bulking, let alone bulking that went a bit too fast.

I forgot to mention before she hit me over the head, she also threw her glass of water at me. thats including the glass
 
flexygrl said:
I'm married! I don't flirt!

Nothing wrong with a little harmless flirting. I won't flirt with you because I can't have you and I need to think that there is a possibility that I can seduce the woman that I'm flirting with.
 
DcupSheepNipples said:


This whole time I thought you were just "Special" like Corky but your age explains a lot! Send your sister to me! I'll bang here so hard with my Meat Monster that she will Piss like a Race Horse!

I dont appreciate your corky or special comments.
I`m actually in the highest HS ed program offered in the country and on my way to any uni i want in the country.
Let me remind you I`m not speaking my native language here btw.
 
Robert Jan said:


I dont appreciate your corky or special comments.
I`m actually in the highest HS ed program offered in the country and on my way to any uni i want in the country.
Let me remind you I`m not speaking my native language here btw.

Einstein it's a joke/humor! You have lot to learn about life still if your really 17!:rolleyes: And how the hell do you know about Corky! Hmmmm! Which Handle number is this? :rolleyes:
 
flexygrl said:
No pics! My agent wont allow it.:D

Ban her!!!!!!!!

Btw, I have the biggest dick on this board, best body and best looking and I drive a Bentley as a spare, and I have iq of 200+. What, you want some proof? Just take my word for it. :rolleyes:
 
Hi,

I would never, ever posts any kind of risque pics of myself. I am not that kind of person. The only one that deserves to see me in the buff is the man I married.

I never said I was the hottest girl on this board so I don't have to prove anything to anyone, thanks.

Oh and if you have to see what I look like, I did post my graduation pics awhile back.
 
flexygrl said:
Hi,

I would never, ever posts any kind of risque pics of myself. I am not that kind of person. The only one that deserves to see me in the buff is the man I married.

I never said I was the hottest girl on this board so I don't have to prove anything to anyone, thanks.

Oh and if you have to see what I look like, I did post my graduation pics awhile back.


O we are not worthy of seeing you naked. :lmao:
 
Dude, you do NOT even want to see me naked now. Unless you like really pale white girls with a whole lot of body fat left to lose.
 
flexygrl said:
Dude, you do NOT even want to see me naked now. Unless you like really pale white girls with a whole lot of body fat left to lose.

Or a Third Leg!
 
flexygrl said:
Dude, you do NOT even want to see me naked now. Unless you like really pale white girls with a whole lot of body fat left to lose.

First of all, I'm only joking around. Second, I welcome your pale body with some body fat left to lose. Third, props to anybody who can take a picture of themselves naked and show it to others. Fourth, if we were put on a planet where we can survive but it was just you and me, then would you have sex with me? :D
 
Yes! To prevent the exstinction of the human race. Oh, and I might even enjoy it. I know you were kidding. I'm just feeling really bitchy today. :D
 
It's not bitchy to refuse to give someone a nude pic of yourself on the 'net.

It's good that you stand up for yourself, even if it's a message board.
 
RJ,

I'm so sorry for stealing your thread. As far as your sister not understanding what you are going through that's her deal. She will eventually. My little sister went away to college and came back with a gut to make any man jealous. Then she started asking me for advice on how to get rid of it, then started coming to the gym with me and my husband.


Sisters and brothers will fight. THat's just the way it is. There is nothing you can do about it. You will get along when you are both out of the house and you are both a little older. My sister and I couldn't stand eachother, but now she comes to me for advice. It's great. Don't worry to much about it. Your sis will get over it. Everything will be fine.
 
I predict this wil make 100 replies.
 
lol

I'm really surprised that got you upset.

To clarify: I am not gay, and I am happy with my girlfriend.

It was just in response to your "rolleyes" emoticon. I've seen her get hassled a lot, so I figured I would give her some kind words. Does that bother you?
 
fistfullofsteel said:


You say that now, but realize how important a voice like Baoh's is. If not for him, 2thick, et al...the bikinimom crew would run amuck on EF.

Balance, brother, it's all about balance.
 
Baoh said:
lol

I'm really surprised that got you upset.

To clarify: I am not gay, and I am happy with my girlfriend.

It was just in response to your "rolleyes" emoticon. I've seen her get hassled a lot, so I figured I would give her some kind words. Does that bother you?

I know you aren't gay. I know you have a girlfriend too. I wanted to bust your balls a little because I have friends that are Greek and they get called gay a lot because of the fact that they are Greek. You said you are Greek, right?


you could be gay and still have a gf and be happy with her because you could be bisexual or just a gay guy in denial with a gf, but i'm not sure if a gay guy in denial can be happy with his gf.
 
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jackangel said:



You say that now, but realize how important a voice like Baoh's is. If not for him, 2thick, et al...the bikinimom crew would run amuck on EF.

Balance, brother, it's all about balance.

Yeah and he does a good job with HighIntensity. I'm just messing around because my Devils are losing big and I'm annoyed at the moment.
 
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80
 
biteme,

That's not fair, you are making it go to 100 by posting. What happened to the guy that we stole the thread from?
 
I'm just glad we could help Robert Jan. People are great. It's all about people.










and their hot, naked, naughty sisters
 
flexygrl said:
biteme,

That's not fair, you are making it go to 100 by posting. What happened to the guy that we stole the thread from?

Yes darling, I have to make my prediction come true. 84 or 85?
 
Thank you! Sure, say 10:00 am. You can help me clean my house. You get bathroom "dutie" k? You can start with the one downstairs. That's the one the husband uses, oh and he's not a "sharp" shooter, if ya know what I mean.


LOOOK!! I got my avatar!!!
 
flexygrl said:
biteme,

That's not fair, you are making it go to 100 by posting. What happened to the guy that we stole the thread from?

Fairness! Fairness! she cries. You're adorable! I'd like to bottle some of your goodness and sell it on eBay. In fact, I think I will. Mind if I stop by tomorrow?

:D
 
Jackangel, you chode, I never even realized that function. Thanks.

:)

FFOS, it's cool. I was just wondering. I like what you bring to the table.

Flexygrl, yeah, so I am told.
 
89
 
wrong.:) 91
 
flexygrl said:
dammit! Didn't anyone notice my avatar?

I noticed!

Im assuming its you.

You mentioned that you don't look puertorican but I think otherwise.

You have the full puertorican lips atleast from what I can see. :)
 
flexygrl said:
Thanks!! Everyone always guesses Irish, especially cause of the freckles.

Well I can't see any freckles. If I didn't know you were puertorican I would of guessed you were Italian or something else.
 
flexygrl said:
dammit! Didn't anyone notice my avatar?

Is that you? You are very pretty. Too bad you're married. 93
 
that's me! Thanks! I finally earned an avatar. That's my temp. When I get the ASS I want(bronzed godess like ass) I'm gonna change it to something more sexy!
 
Oops. I mean 97
 
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