Bring me..............

[H_T_]

a shrubbery!

 

[CENTURION44]

how bout a cool glass of milk?

 

[H_T_]

the head of Alfredo Garcia!

 

[H_T_]

how bout a cool glass of milk?

or a pair of blueblockers and a backstage pass from a Kool Moe Dee concert.

 

[morph60]

A woman who's ass needs spanking

 

[H_T_]

A woman who's ass needs spanking

hard to find a girl that'll accept an asswhippin'. i mean a good one. belt to bare ass. don't stop till it's fire engine red.

 

[H_T_]

i gotta go get some mexican food.

 

[morph60]

i gotta go get some mexican food.

hahaha Im going to pee my f--n pants

 

[redguru]

O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
shrubbery.

 

[H_T_]

O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
shrubbery.

i want you to cut down every tree in this forest with a...............herring!!!

 

[redguru]

We shall do no such thing.

 

[Raina]

And after the spankings....the oral sex!

 

[redguru]

And after the spankings....the oral sex!

I could have hoped for no better person on EF to come up with that line!

 

[H_T_]

And after the spankings....the oral sex!

a spanking! a spanking!



and, off topic: it's a totally different kind of flying, altogether.

 

[redguru]

Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours.We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us.

Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting underwear. We are just not used to handsome knights. Nay. Nay. Come. Come. You may lie here. Oh, but you are wounded!

 

[Subzeero]

the head of Alfredo Garcia!

You son of a beech!!

 

[H_T_]

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split...

 

[H_T_]

You son of a beech!!

Warren Oates at his best.

 

[Raina]

Run away!!!!

 

[H_T_]

Run away!!!!

Brave Sir Robin ran away...
bravely ran away away...
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

 

[H_T_]

look at the bones!!!!!!!

 

[Subzeero]

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split...

how do you rape the nostrils?

 

[H_T_]

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

 

[redguru]

And after the spankings....the oral sex!

Well, I could stay a bit longer...

 

[H_T_]

Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.

 

[CENTURION44]

How about a pair Freaky Geigh shoes from the pickle sniffer Stilleto's closet

 

[Subzeero]

someone's pubic hair...

Guess who .

 

[CENTURION44]

Burnardo?...I have a whole bag of it...

 

[Subzeero]

Burnardo?...I have a whole bag of it...

is that what you call your penis these days?

 

[H_T_]

You're using coconuts!

 

[Subzeero]

You're using coconuts!

lol coc-o-nuts! what pervert named the poor fruit?

 

[H_T_]

mmmm, if your ass was a chinese restaurant, i'd have the pu-pu platter......