they went at it for awhile on the floor, of course we put down garbage bags so their sweat wouldn't ruin the carpet. that much surface area makes buckets.
the neighbors came upstairs and said 'we have decided you are either playing basketball, rollerskating, or playing basketball on rollerskates. can you keep it down?'
we were like oh it's just fat chicks rolling around up here and they were like oh sweet can we come in
after awhile they starting moaning about sausages... really looking excited so we were like what the hell why not, but as we unzipped they walked right by us to the freezer. i was like what the fuck the dozen twinkies I've been throwing at you from the couch that you've been smearing all over each others faces for the past half hour wasn't enough?
there was no stopping them either like starving hippos you just don't want to get in the way. it was like the twinkies just made them hungrier
I need to restock on bratwurst now my month's supply is gone and my omelettes just aren't the same.