Boy Scouts

[PHATchik]

On Saturday, my co-ed fraternity is teaching over 400 Boy Scouts in different classes where they can earn their badges. I'm teaching two 3 and a half hour sessions of Citizenship in the Nation. We have to cover the Preamble, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independance, 3 branches of the government/checks and balances, and the correlation and differences between state and national governments. My issue is this: How do I keep from boring these kids to death? THey will be with me for 3 hours going over boring stuff. Any way to liven these subjects up?

 

[naturally anabolic]

write it in lipstick on your naked body...problem solved.

 

[PHATchik]

write it in lipstick on your naked body...problem solved.

I will admit that would get their attention.

 

[Big Johnson]

Stop at a petstore and buy a very tame snake. Pass the thing around while you speak. Tell them they can all see it while you are speaking if things stay quiet.

Going topless might work, too.

 

[PHATchik]

Stop at a petstore and buy a very tame snake. Pass the thing around while you speak. Tell them they can all see it while you are speaking if things stay quiet.

Going topless might work, too.

There is no way on God's green earth that I would touch a snake plus less actually buy one.

 

[Big Johnson]

Tarantula?

 

[PHATchik]

Tarantula?

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No creepy crawly things period.

 

[Big Johnson]

You're going to half to gut something, then. Start out with a rabbit and work up to a buck. This will earn you thier love and admiration.

Scouts honor

 

[PHATchik]

You would think that would help, but it just doesn't. lol. Anyone else?

 

[Big Johnson]

Have any firecrackers?

You could catch something on fire.

 

[Night Fly]

Have a lot of visuals for these kids to look at. Make sure to have quite a few breaks so that their attention span doesn't die on you. Make it an interactive lecture. Ask them questions...and give them candy or something for answering it. Just throwing out random ideas here.

 

[PHATchik]

Have a lot of visuals for these kids to look at. Make sure to have quite a few breaks so that their attention span doesn't die on you. Make it an interactive lecture. Ask them questions...and give them candy or something for answering it. Just throwing out random ideas here.

Thanks girl

 

[Big Johnson]

Can you fart with your armpit?

 

[fogg88]

Can you fart with your armpit?

LOL !!

 

[PHATchik]

I can tell I'm going to get a lot of help on this one.

 

[vinylgroover]

Aside from getting naked, how do you go as a ventriliquist.

btw how old are the scouts?

 

[Bigsatan13]

I can tell I'm going to get a lot of help on this one.

I'll give you some help. DON'T GO! The Boy scouts are a lame organization and you will essentially be wasting your time because they don't give a shit about the topic. 3 Hours? Make notes, give them out for them to follow along. Cut it down to an hour and them play Spin the Bottle with them for 3 hours.

 

[PHATchik]

Lol at BigSatan. And the average age of the kids is maybe 11 or 12. We'll have some that goes as old as maybe 16 or 17. I'm sure they would enjoy BigSatan's spin the bottle game. lol.

I'm planning on breaks for them as well as me because I will go nuts if I try and teach that stuff straight through.

 

[danielson]

take out a big stick and beat them into submission


failing that let them go into little groups and have them do something together, like make bill of right posters and the best one gets some chocolate and a little head out back or something

 

[PHATchik]

take out a big stick and beat them into submission


failing that let them go into little groups and have them do something together, like make bill of right posters and the best one gets some chocolate and a little head out back or something

Lol, I like the chocolate idea as a prize. A little head out back might be a bit too much...

 

[Taps]

take out a big stick and beat them into submission

Is that what goes on in Boy Scouts over there? Sick fucks.

 

[danielson]

Is that what goes on in Boy Scouts over there? Sick fucks.

no, but then again i was only in the cubs, and only stayed for my 'sixer' and 'arts and crafts' badge

 

[PHATchik]

no, but then again i was only in the cubs, and only stayed for my 'sixer' and 'arts and crafts' badge

What is a sixer? BTW, hey stranger!

 

[68GT350]

I like the boobie idea. No one ever flashed me in cubscouts. I would have stayed a lot longer if I got to stare at a nice set of knockers. While your at it, improvise a quick lesson in the areola.

 

[notoriousQQ]

On Saturday, my co-ed fraternity is teaching over 400 Boy Scouts in different classes where they can earn their badges. I'm teaching two 3 and a half hour sessions of Citizenship in the Nation. We have to cover the Preamble, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independance, 3 branches of the government/checks and balances, and the correlation and differences between state and national governments. My issue is this: How do I keep from boring these kids to death? THey will be with me for 3 hours going over boring stuff. Any way to liven these subjects up?

Sure, I would recommend strip teaching - kind of like in Billy Madison. Either that or your fraternity sisters, not brothers, randomly performing oral sex on the most involved scouts.

 

[grlpwrd]

3.5 hour sessions? Geez..that's overkill. J/K I hope you all break the sessions up into segments.

I am a Girl Scout Cadette leader (middle schoolers) and I even have a difficult time keeping the girls' attention for 15 minutes. LOL I think what might work for your group is to keep their attention by keeping them involved and entertained. If you're going to teach them historical stuff, like the Constitution and all that, please consider props. Maybe dress the part or make/bring some tangible stuff so they can be more in tune with the material. Oh..and the kids always seem to like to eat so maybe bring snacks to share as a break - maybe something from that time period.

Hope this helps.