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Boredom makes for..

Drunken_Weasel

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Kittens!
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In my world boredom makes for masturbation time.
Usually using my poster size printouts of sermons cock pics.
 
Bullit said:
In my world boredom makes for masturbation time.
Usually using my poster size printouts of sermons cock pics.

But what about the time right after you blow your load? I have actually developed a time-filler for just that dead-time. I keep going after a few seconds' break only I increase the rate at which I am beating it until I blow again. Repeat again, repeat again a few more times and you've just wasted a solid 10 more minutes. Plus, by this time you are trult bored of beating it and just sitting and staring at a wall seems pretty fucking exciting, which is a really easy thing to have access to. Scrotum.
 
Nathan said:


I went to beat that little fucker but he started to purr and rub up against my leg and so I cuddled it for a while instead. I hate you.

You think that one was hard.. this ones hard for me to put down..

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Nathan said:


But what about the time right after you blow your load?


Good ideas.
But I get super bored during the dead time between my down stroke and my upstroke. I've tried numerous solutions like barking or poking my eye but they dont do the trick.
Any solutions?
 
Bullit said:



Good ideas.
But I get super bored during the dead time between my down stroke and my upstroke. I've tried numerous solutions like barking or poking my eye but they dont do the trick.
Any solutions?

Yeah, get a vagina. Or, and this is far easier to achieve, you could count backwards from 100 except you have to be careful not to stop thinking about naked women which is my problem. I tend to get enraptured with the math and then whenever I go to class and see all kinds of crazy math I get all hot and bothered. There's some kind of fucked up association thing going on there. Anyway, in conclusion, the platypus is not native to France.

Also, Drunken_Weasel, I'm going to go buy me a kitten and cuddle the fuck out of it. It is a proven fact that minus the fuck cat's inherently possess, they retain their cuteness for a much greater period of time. It's true.
 
Nathan said:

Also, Drunken_Weasel, I'm going to go buy me a kitten and cuddle the fuck out of it. It is a proven fact that minus the fuck cat's inherently possess, they retain their cuteness for a much greater period of time. It's true.

Here's more persuasion.
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