Bored Stoopid at work.......can anyone

[tubby74]

entertain my useless ass today?

 

[Latimer]

I once killed a drifter to get an erection.

 

[HamsterHider]

Alright I dare you to jack off under you desk or in a bathroom into a fats ladys bottle of lotion and then put it back on her desk.
You would get a gold star for the day

 

[Kryp2o]

How's this for entertainment . . .

 

[Sassy69]

How about some stupid tricks...?

http://www.bigdancelist.com/stupid.htm

http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/6789/

Ohh, the hours of endless fun!

 

[loutocool]

BUMP!!

 

[karson]

dude

it seems to the company you work for you are pretty useless. Look at porn.....

 

[tubby74]

Alright I started jerkin off under my desk and half the department caught me. The weird thing is they all started joining in. It was a decent mix of men and women and the coolest thing happened. Everyone came at the same time. It was so intense it almost toppled the building.

Thanks for the laughs guys. Keep em coming cause HOLY SHIT it sucks to be here today.