Bored at work, need motivation

[gab9681]

So, its about 12:30 or so and for the last twenty minutes I have been trying to toss Kalrez gaskets onto a pen that I stuck into an upside-down styrofoam cup. Before that, I went for a walk and saw a box of Krispy Kremes in the lunch room. I got pissed and stabbed one with a fork and had to walk away. Damn CKD diet. And before that I was leaning back in my chair looking at the ceiling and I fell over. My receptionist came in wondering what the hell happened and I had to tell her that I was leaning back in my chair looking at the ceiling and I fell over. So I really need some motivation to get off my ass here and do some work. Any ideas?

 

[Devastation]

go home sick

 

[Smurfy]

I havent had any motivation at my job for several months. I cant help you. Sorry.

 

[SoreArms]

Oh oh, you're getting into SoreArms territory. Snap out of it quick!

 

[*MissFit*]

I havent had any motivation at my job for several months. I cant help you. Sorry.

same.. i need someone to give me stuff to do.. im a seat filler

 

[jerkbox]

go masturbate

 

[jackangel]

if you want motivation, get into a new line of work.

if you'd rather stick with what you've got, then take your fucking-around to a new level.

i work in IT, and even though my boss is great, the environment is relaxed, and i have very few demands placed upon me...i still don't like it. i stare off into space much of the time. i don't like being unproductive, but i've been a slacker all my life...and this line of work isn't for me.

but for now, until and unless i change jobs, i'll say 'fuck it' most of the time...and try to coast by on my ass.

 

[gab9681]

Wow, so basically no one else is very motivated either. Gravy.... The sad thing is, this is my own company. If I don't work, I don't get paid. Yet, I still have no motivation to do anything today. I would get into a new line of work, but I got such a good thing going right now, it' hard to. I don't want to do this for the rest of my life though. Hopefully this company will blow up big and then I can just move on and let others run it and I can just get paid for doing nothing. Then I can pursue a career I really want. I would "call in sick" so to speak (hard to do, what do I do, call myself???) but then I would have to go home and clean the house or something. My old lady has been laid off for around 6 months now and is getting crazy. So she just stopped cleaning and shit. So the house is trashed and I come home early I know she will bark at me to clean it. It's a catch 22. Damn it. I do have a bottle of Skyy in my desk though..................

 

[Smurfy]

wanna hire me?

 

[gab9681]

wanna hire me?

I would love to. How much do you know about DNA/RNA synthesis and the equipment needed for it? Or how familiar are you with method development for robotic liquid handlers? Any organic chem experience? I don't offer any bennies yet though so you would have to get your insurance elsewhere. That, or I could just sell off all my lab equipment and you and I would have enough cash to live comfortably for about three years. Then we could just sit in my office all day and get smashed and still feel like we are doing something. How does that sound?

 

[jackangel]

lol sounds like you need some weed and a box of crayons bro.

colour outside the lines nigga.

 

[gab9681]

lol sounds like you need some weed and a box of crayons bro.

colour outside the lines nigga.

Holy shit! That sounds perfect right now. I haven't colored in ages. I'm going to WalMart.

 

[Gymgurl]

I liked Jerkbox's idea....but coloring sounds fun!

 

[gab9681]

I liked Jerkbox's idea....but coloring sounds fun!

It was a good idea, but it didn't motivate me to work.

 

[Gymgurl]

True most men want to sleep after sex.....

 

[gab9681]

True most men want to sleep after sex.....

Yeah, and I had to walk by those damn Krispy Kremes on the way to the bathroom again too. FHM has some goodarticles this month though.......

 

[theoak01]

atleast you go man,I totally lost interest in my college course and go for review,tests and to hand in assignments, such a fucking waste

 

[wootoom]

collecting farts is always good