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chris302001
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Ch. 14 Having Black Friends
Much has been made about the way that white people adore all aspects of black culture and history. These days the majority of hip-hop, jazz, blues, and African-American history fans are actually white people. Ask white people about Cornel West and they might be moved to tears of respect(very rare). So it comes as no surprise that white people love having black friends. They serve many valuable functions. The most important role that black friends can play in white culture is that they can be used as physical evidence that white people arent racist. Did you know that if you are able to acquire a friend of every race then you are officially designated as the least racist person on earth? Though this is impossible, white people treat it the same way that Budhists view enlightenment-unattainable, but with great virtue in the attempt.
Black friends can also be used to confirm that a white person is knowledgeable about African-american culture. Many white people are constantly striving to be recognized as experts, and many consider it a life achievement to be befriended and acknowledged by a black person. But note, do not dole out your praise like pinata candy. Once white people have achieved this goal, they will be more difficult to manipulate. So it is best to tease them with little bits of praise, balanced with a few barbs. "I have to hand it to you for putting KRS-One on that party mix. I mean, you went with a pretty well known song, but still, good job".
Also note taht all white people fantasize about being brought to an authentic "African-American" experience such as a Baptist Church or a barbecue restaurant in a neighborhood that they are afraid of. Finally, an abundance of black friends (defined in white culture as two) also enables a white person to be the resident expert on African-American issues when there are no black people around.
moving beyond friendship, some white people actively seek out opportunities to begin romantic relationships with black people. Dating, marrying, and subsequently having a child with a black person is considered one of the greatest things a white person can do. It delivers a lifetime of opportunities to get offended and feel superior to friends with white children, but still ranks slightly behind Adopting Foreign Children (Ch. 133)"
Thats just one chapter out of about 150, its funny as hell.
Grumpy Old Man
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calveless wonder
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i think that book is only describing half the white population (middle-uppermiddleclass, liberal, trendy, educated type)
So if youre a conservative white the book isnt making fun of you, however you are summarily referred to in the book as "the wrong kind of white person" LOL ok so i guess it does have its bad points, but still funny.
Apparently I am both "the wrong kind of white person" and an "advanced elite white person" by virtue of having a gun and also a black fiance at the same time. LOL book cant put me in a box.
found his site by the way
Stuff White People Like
meh, helping fuel a growing segment that think it's okay to be racists, since being white is inherently bad.
i won't be a apart of it
Creepusmaximus
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I have to say that is true of some whites.
I live in an all white hood and have a nice lawn jockey out front. I guess I just don't get all this PC stuff. I'm old school I haven't even traded my black maid in for a Mexican.
I live in an all white hood and have a nice lawn jockey out front. I guess I just don't get all this PC stuff. I'm old school I haven't even traded my black maid in for a Mexican.
since you have a minority for a maid you are considered the "wrong kind of white person" according to the book lollllll
Book borrowed by fiance from friend.
you = fail at claiming i fail.
BTW the Black Friends chapter was especially cogent to me being my fiance is black. but yes those other chapters are good
fiances good friends = prototypical liberal trendy hipster white people described in the book, therefore bought it.
you= fail for lack of evidence or probable cause.
me = fail by not posting drunk now.
gambenis = reverse raycyst for calling me out
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Ya'll are mad dopey.... the lot of of yaz.
