BOHICA-BendOverHereItComesAgain

[SwitchedOn]

Alright bros, to settle my paranoid nature please help me with this question. Ok, so I'm sitting at work about 1pm on Friday, bored as hell when who comes in but someone from the safety division. He's looking for "blah" and I tell him that's me. He's there for a random drug screen. Ok, cool I say but I can't leave right now, I have a safety sensitive position and since I'm the only one here I have to stay until my supervisor gets back from lunch. He says ok, no prob, and of course with accordance with my employer's drug screen policy for safety sensitive positions decides to wait.
Here's my problem- I haven't been stoned since last September, and that was the first time in about a year. 18 days before my drug screen I got stoned- it took only 3 hits lol Like an idiot, even though I knew my employer does "random" testing at the beginning of March I didn't think I would be called. In the 3 fuckin years I've been with this job I've NEVER been randomly tested, and for it to happen now is fuckin SHIT!!! Anyhoo here are the facts, and please give an honest opinion on whether or not I'm fucked- I haven't been high in 5.5 mos., it took only 3 hits to get there, it's been 18 days since I was stoned, and (bad) I took 200mg DNP about 9am the day I was tested and it was my 5th day on, also when I gave my urine sample of course I took from midstream to right near the end. Also drank 1/2 gallon water within 45mins of my urine sample. Ahead of time don't give me any fuckin flames, I'm really not in the mood- been stressing about this for 48hrs Give me some honest feedback. Thanks bros.

 

[genarr3]

I went through a very similar situation. Hadn't smoked weed in years, one night a take a few hits, bout three weeks later I get tested. Came out fine. After checking around abit, even though weed is said to stay with you for 4 weeks(?) if you're not a regular user it can be gone in days. I was told this by a lab tech that does the testing. So you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

 

[SwitchedOn]

genarr you are the shit I called a bro of mine who gets stoned all the time and he told me pretty much the same thing (he was the one I got stoned with ), just being paranoid. I read alot of similar info but the most accurate seemed to be the www.cannabis.com faq- which said the metabolites are detectable from 3-30 days. I guess we'll see in a few days. Thanks again