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Board is fucken slow...irritating me!!!!

Metal Gear

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Is it just me or has the board been real slow lately? It's fucken irritating, just sitting there waiting for the post to go throuhg or even flip a page. That's why there are so many double posts by so many people.
 
hey Metal are you on dial up or DSL? If you are on dial up try logging of the net and then comming back on works wonders for me. Saint7
 
THE BOUNCER
fitnessgeared.com is fast as lighting!
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Nice plug. Think I'll check it out.


easy
 
i got a fast hookup and its been lagging lately

wasn't like this a year ago
 
I've got cable and this shit is slowwwwwwwwww.... I log off and get backk on and it works sometimes, but come on...

Fitnessgeared, yes that board is freakin fast...I do have to give them props...that's where I go when this shit is slow
 
Metal Gear said:
I've got cable and this shit is slowwwwwwwwww.... I log off and get backk on and it works sometimes, but come on...

Fitnessgeared, yes that board is freakin fast...I do have to give them props...that's where I go when this shit is slow
i also have cable and sometimes i have to click something like 5 times for it to go threw.
 
Slow as hell for me tooooo! This is during all times of the day and night, not just "peak" hours.

Hopefully George can fix this.

BMJ
 
Same problem here with DSL :mad:
I think it comes from the fact that too many person are connected in the same time
 
Lay off the test Metal Gear....lol
stop your bitchin go hit your girlfriend or something...j/k

bro coco has nice ride can you hook me up with one of those...lol
 
It's not from the high amount of users.

Its from some people in chat & conv trying to 'karma blast', which involves hitting the karma submit button a whole bunch of times to deliver a couple more points to the person. I'm not sure if it works, but someone explained how it slows the board down previously on chat. Pissing me off too because I had to get to my elite mail today to submit a application online that was due in a couple hours and it wouldn't access elite for 10 minutes at a time.

The only reasonable solution I see possible, trust me i've looked at this from all angles, lies in us all taking extreme amounts of halo and methyl test, forming a large good ol' fashioned anabolic posse, tracking down these alleged karma blasters via IP traces. Then one by one the posse will visit them all. Where we would castrate there tiny virgin testicles while site injecting estrodiol into there urethras.
 
Go to your "Profile" and Select "Edit Options".

Turn of all of the BS, Signatures, Avatars, etc. Turn off all the lame-ass pretty flashing BS pics and crap that people use to try to be cool.

One person had like a 300k motion GIF in their sig once. Unreal. And THAT was a Mod! If they post 5 times in a thread ... that will slow things down a lot.

Also check your setting for "defaults posts per thread". If that is high, it WILL take a while for each page to be rendered on the server (and that has little to do with bandwidth).

Yes it CAN be slow. But considering the sigs, avatars, the real-time posting, the fact that your post count is continuously updated, that karma point indicators show up as well .... all of these things are referenced in real time to build dynamic pages ... and each person browsing gets to see pages based upon their own personal prefs, so that each query that generates it is presented in a custom fashion based on THEIR settings, with all of that going on, the speed we DO see is still quite good.

Actually, there is a remarkable amount of stuff going on to generate these pages the way thay are presented.

But yeah. ... it gets slow.
 
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No shit, I have DSL and the board still drags.....

mv....why would I go to a board where you're a MOD?....they obviously have some issues they need to straighten out :D....j/k bro, it's a great looking board.....
 
gilly6993 said:
No shit, I have DSL and the board still drags.....

mv....why would I go to a board where you're a MOD?....they obviously have some issues they need to straighten out :D....j/k bro, it's a great looking board.....

I have an OC-48 and it's still slow. :p

Don't be bitter bro. ;) Besides, I'm campaigning for you and IronFist.
 
Riker29 said:

One person had like a 300k motion GIF in their sig once. Unreal. And THAT was Mod! If they post 5 times in a thread ... that will slow things down a lot.

Actually the file size limit on all avatars is 20k, any more and it will not let you use it.

The other things you mentioned are quite irrelevant seing as the board was fast and fine with all the flashy additions before this problem started to happen in the last couple days. So ya.
 
KnoXville said:


Actually the file size limit on all avatars is 20k, any more and it will not let you use it.

The other things you mentioned are quite irrelevant seing as the board was fast and fine with all the flashy additions before this problem started to happen in the last couple days. So ya.

I said that file was in their SIG not their avatar. duh.

The seggestions I mentioned help mayels thinsg faster, period. If the board is fast, it will be faster for you. If the board is slow, it will help spee dthinsg up. Its all relative.
 
Riker29 said:


I said that file was in their SIG not their avatar. duh.


Upon further inspection it appears you are indeed correct, sorry about the mix up as had temporarily replaced my glass eye with my prosthetic testicle, which would explain the reading anomoly. As a sidenote I didn't think elite permitted picture sigs.
 
KnoXville said:


Actually the file size limit on all avatars is 20k, any more and it will not let you use it.

The other things you mentioned are quite irrelevant seing as the board was fast and fine with all the flashy additions before this problem started to happen in the last couple days. So ya.
i think he said signature.

and i see why people keep posting the same thread over and over, eventually after a while the redirection page times out, but your post goes through without you knowing about it.
 
hey admin...

Are the boards on a dedicated server or are they colocated? One would think that with all the shit they try to sell here, they could at least have a good setup.
 
slow here at times too

i'm on cable and this afternoon it was very slow. too slow.
we all know it costs money to run this site and pay for servers and all that, so how would everybody feel about contributing to help pay for a faster server or another server or whatever? maybe a paypal account could be set up and users could contribute whatever they felt like. i know i would add a couple of bucks or so. not much, but if we could get a bit from everybody then it would add up fast. just my 2 cents
 
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