Blues can dissolve on contact!

[Pamela]

If you tend to get depressed too often, take up dancing. Any jogger will tell you that physical activity seems to ward off the blues. And it's widely known, too, that close personal contact with another human being does likewise. So experts in moodswing matter say dancing is ther perfect prescription.





Pamela

 

[TxLonghorn]

The Scene: Bobby's parents come home to find him in his room with a knife. He is obviously preparing to slit his wrists and has been visibly crying...

"Bobby, put down the knife...and dance!"

Bobby's mom immediately puts on the hokey-pokey, and they turn ol' Bobby's attitude right around! Hooray!!!! Yippeeeee!!!!

Now we can just skip having people study for psychology classes, we can just teach them linedancing in an afternoon.

 

[Shrebly]

If you tend to get depressed too often, take up dancing. Any jogger will tell you that physical activity seems to ward off the blues. And it's widely known, too, that close personal contact with another human being does likewise. So experts in moodswing matter say dancing is ther perfect prescription.

Pamela

This is not meant to be a joke... this is 100% real.

On our cable access we have a weekly polka show. Yes, I am slicing my own throat even admitting I know that it exists - let alone talking about the show itself.

Each week they interview one couple and every single time I have seen this show - they seem to be in high spirits, great health and not a care in the world. These people are old... and I mean O-L-D but they are there - every week - dancing up a storm. Several of them even do polka tours and visit nursing homes to teach others.

If you can find The Polka Hour on your cable system - check it out. You might laugh your ass off but take a second and think about this - these people are having more fun on a one hour show than most of us have all week.

Shrebly ~ Who can't beleive she just posted about the polka show.

 

[Delinquent]

What if you despise dancing or any type of social activities?

 

[Hanabolic Lecter]

What if you despise dancing or any type of social activities?

Maybe try this:

Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is equivalent to a 30 minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby. Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients-half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so.

The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rate and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation." explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question; Gazing a breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attacks in half. We believe that by doing this consistently the average man can extend his life four or five years.

Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. She added that looking at busty stars is helpful in boosting blood circulation. It seems that there is now a medical reason to keep all those sexy posters in your cubicle.

Warning: Please comply with policies in your workplace and respect the women around you. Please be discreet when you look at other women around you.

 

[Delinquent]

SWEET!