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slobberknocker
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You should kill her now. It will save you loads of bullshit later.
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Frackal
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Well I was at work, admittedly tired, talking to my coworker who had stopped by.
In walks this amazingly gorgeous chick. A 9.75 on my scale which is very good.
She smiles and asks where the Bvitamins are.
She comes up to the desk and asks me my name, then says, yeah we go to the same gym together. I've seen you around.
We chat for a min longer and then she leaves.
My buddy turns to me and is like "Are you fucking retarded, she was hitting on you."
I knew she was being friendly but I just didnt think she would be hitting on me. It was a Sunday (obviously) and I didnt train today, physique was looking weak and I was tired.
Anyway my game obviously makes SSME's bench look strong.
Hopefully I'll see her at the gym again, I dont remember seeing her ever, but that might be becuase she may do alot of carido and I dont pay attention to anyone there.
I may be switching gyms very soon (checking out another one tomorrow) but we'll see.
Anyway the point is that this was amazingly ridiculous of me and in line with my reputation here of not dating often. I guess I put my own self into it, but now I have weekends off and this trend will end.
In walks this amazingly gorgeous chick. A 9.75 on my scale which is very good.
She smiles and asks where the Bvitamins are.
She comes up to the desk and asks me my name, then says, yeah we go to the same gym together. I've seen you around.
We chat for a min longer and then she leaves.
My buddy turns to me and is like "Are you fucking retarded, she was hitting on you."
I knew she was being friendly but I just didnt think she would be hitting on me. It was a Sunday (obviously) and I didnt train today, physique was looking weak and I was tired.
Anyway my game obviously makes SSME's bench look strong.
Hopefully I'll see her at the gym again, I dont remember seeing her ever, but that might be becuase she may do alot of carido and I dont pay attention to anyone there.
I may be switching gyms very soon (checking out another one tomorrow) but we'll see.
Anyway the point is that this was amazingly ridiculous of me and in line with my reputation here of not dating often. I guess I put my own self into it, but now I have weekends off and this trend will end.
Johnny Gringo
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This rarely happens to me, as I somehow have developed the mindset that every woman wants me. Although, I do get turned down my fair share with this way of thinking. lol
Frackal said:Well I was at work, admittedly tired, talking to my coworker who had stopped by.
In walks this amazingly gorgeous chick. A 9.75 on my scale which is very good.
She smiles and asks where the Bvitamins are.
She comes up to the desk and asks me my name, then says, yeah we go to the same gym together. I've seen you around.
We chat for a min longer and then she leaves.
My buddy turns to me and is like "Are you fucking retarded, she was hitting on you."
I knew she was being friendly but I just didnt think she would be hitting on me. It was a Sunday (obviously) and I didnt train today, physique was looking weak and I was tired.
Anyway my game obviously makes SSME's bench look strong.
Hopefully I'll see her at the gym again, I dont remember seeing her ever, but that might be becuase she may do alot of carido and I dont pay attention to anyone there.
I may be switching gyms very soon (checking out another one tomorrow) but we'll see.
Anyway the point is that this was amazingly ridiculous of me and in line with my reputation here of not dating often. I guess I put my own self into it, but now I have weekends off and this trend will end.
I'm the say way man. I always think they're are just being nice, when in fact, many times they are probably flirting or hitting on me. The curse of being me.
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Frackal
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Pretty dumb it was. Looking back it's just part of a pattern on my part of not recognizing subtleties .. its not a huge deal since my schedule is going to allow me some weekend time to date now, but man, she was so fucking hot...makes you kick yourself, that is for sure.
vinylgroover
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Bro any chick that walks into a store and asks for Bvitamins is basically hitting on you........you of all people should know that.
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Frackal
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vinylgroover said:
I'm not sure that was a factor.
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DcupSheepNipples
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Frackal said:
Well that confirms it for me Frackalsssss, you are gay!
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slobberknocker
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danielson said:ok...
gimme a 3 easy steps thing
1. Pull out your penis.
2. Pull out your semi-automatic weapon.
3. Say "Pick one."
Chicks love that.
ok...
what the fuck are you supposed to do or say in that kind of situation? i;ve been in it before (i.e. i've been oblivious to it but others have realised)
gimme a 3 easy steps thing
most times i;d go with what you thought frack, she was just being polite, i guess its because without a clear signal on her part you don't 100% know. of course for me a clear signal would have to be something as blunt as deepthroating a pen then pointing at me
what the fuck are you supposed to do or say in that kind of situation? i;ve been in it before (i.e. i've been oblivious to it but others have realised)
gimme a 3 easy steps thing
most times i;d go with what you thought frack, she was just being polite, i guess its because without a clear signal on her part you don't 100% know. of course for me a clear signal would have to be something as blunt as deepthroating a pen then pointing at me
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HULKSTER
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Frackal, I would just track her down at the gym, follow her out to her car, and then slam those hams on the hood of her car until it has a dent so big that it looks like she hit a deer with her car!
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DcupSheepNipples
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danielson said:ok...
what the fuck are you supposed to do or say in that kind of situation? i;ve been in it before (i.e. i've been oblivious to it but others have realised)
gimme a 3 easy steps thing
most times i;d go with what you thought frack, she was just being polite, i guess its because without a clear signal on her part you don't 100% know. of course for me a clear signal would have to be something as blunt as deepthroating a pen then pointing at me
3 easy steps thing!
1. HI!
2. You Wanna Fuck?
3. Fine! Your place or mine! Mine ok let's go so I can fuck your brains out!
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Baoh
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lmao
Been there, man.
I never realize it until well after it has happened. Well, I seem to immediately realize it when I am in a relationship at the time.
You just have to laugh at it, really. It being yourself. And by "laugh", I mean "stab with a big knife".
Been there, man.
I never realize it until well after it has happened. Well, I seem to immediately realize it when I am in a relationship at the time.
You just have to laugh at it, really. It being yourself. And by "laugh", I mean "stab with a big knife".
vinylgroover
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Baoh said:
LMAO
Ahhh......missed opportunities.
I have missed many myself...........if i could have those opportunities over again i would be the world's most oversexed man...........or behind bars for harassment.
ANABOLICK1
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You never really know with women, when you're getting hit on. I've known some hotties who seemed flirty, but then realized they're just being friendly and are charismatic. You realize this when you see them chatting with others and acting the same way.
Frack, don't fret lol. if you run into her again, you'll have another opportunity. You can't really expect too much at the first chance meeting, and it would've been too forward to ask her for her # or ask her out at that time. That would have been too premature, and would show desperation on your part.
Frack, don't fret lol. if you run into her again, you'll have another opportunity. You can't really expect too much at the first chance meeting, and it would've been too forward to ask her for her # or ask her out at that time. That would have been too premature, and would show desperation on your part.
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DcupSheepNipples
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slobberknocker said:
Uh thats called rape! Im sure if you try it SlobberNobber you will end up as a Prison Bitch and the cycle will continue!
ANABOLICK1
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DcupSheepNipples said:
lol
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Baoh
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Raina said:
Well, knowing that, shouldn't that be what girls say to guys if they want their attention, then?
lol
I mean, Hell, if we guys are too slow to pick up the signal, maybe ye femaliens ought kick up the transmission strength.
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Crazy Ivan
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The Law of 7P's. Proper Preventive Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance. Let's apply this rule to your situation.
You know for sure that one day or the other some fine girl will stop by in to buy some suppliments. You've got to have your game ready on standby at any moments' notice. As soon as you sense that smell of pink walk in the store, "put your WAR FACE on" and be more aggressive but still polite.
Basically, the point I am trying to get across is always be ready. If your intuition doesn't tell you if she is hitting on you or not then "start charging" and get on the offensive. Make a move, afterall, what do you have to lose ?
You know for sure that one day or the other some fine girl will stop by in to buy some suppliments. You've got to have your game ready on standby at any moments' notice. As soon as you sense that smell of pink walk in the store, "put your WAR FACE on" and be more aggressive but still polite.
Basically, the point I am trying to get across is always be ready. If your intuition doesn't tell you if she is hitting on you or not then "start charging" and get on the offensive. Make a move, afterall, what do you have to lose ?
Testosterone boy
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Raina said:
You mean that is supposed to be a green light. I always thought they were wanting some salt.
gsxr1000
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Dude, don't sweat it. Contrary to popular belief, us guys aren't always led around by our dicks 100% of the time. At times I'm feeling depressed, miserable, or just plain indifferent and I might receive a nice gesture from an attractive female and I don't reciprocate like I would normally. Is it a big deal? No. Sometimes you're into it, sometimes you aren't
I've remembered many a night going out the club not in a good frame of mind and I didn't reciprocate and smiles, gestures or nuances coming from chicks, I just sat there and inebriated myself
I've remembered many a night going out the club not in a good frame of mind and I didn't reciprocate and smiles, gestures or nuances coming from chicks, I just sat there and inebriated myself
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Baoh
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lmfao@"put your WAR FACE on"
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Crazy Ivan
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Baoh
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Re: Re: Blew it today
It was really more about how he perceived his own condition. I always feel that I'm not at my best, even when I look very fucking good. Also, there's the aspect of not having a pump or temporarily enhanced vascularity. These definitely influence the way you look (although not by very much).
She surely didn't notice (or care) that he was "looking weak", though.
jackangel said:
Your physique was looking weak on that particular day? Because you didn't train?
It was really more about how he perceived his own condition. I always feel that I'm not at my best, even when I look very fucking good. Also, there's the aspect of not having a pump or temporarily enhanced vascularity. These definitely influence the way you look (although not by very much).
She surely didn't notice (or care) that he was "looking weak", though.
nvrbuffenuff_girl
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Raina said:
AMEN!
vinylgroover
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sk* said:9.75, damn. Never seen one of those.
-sk
A 9.75 on the internet is usually a 7.8 in real life
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Baoh
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nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=2558467#post2558467
ANABOLICK1
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vinylgroover said:
A 9.75 on the internet is usually a 7.8 in real life
LMAO
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Frackal
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vinylgroover said:
A 9.75 on the internet is usually a 7.8 in real life
No way bro, I'm pretty picky. This chick was absolutely smoking hot.
Testosterone boy
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Let me tell you about the joys of Zen like mastery of the mind. Oh wait.....this is Frackal. Never mind.
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DcupSheepNipples
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Pamela said:
Don't laugh Pamela! You know its true!
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Frackal
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Pamela said:
vinylgroover
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Frackal said:
Just kidding R.
You need to hook up a minicam in that shop.........you wanking behind the counter, hot chicks.......that shit needs to be on tape.
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