Well...in that case....has anyone ever been walking across a bridge, with a few thousand other people, during a blackout, and this pushy, fat piece of white trash is trying to push her way through the crowd of many thousands of people and as she's pushing by you, you try to trip her and instead step on the back of her sandal and then she goes flying forward and out of her sandal and drops her bag and the you accidentally step on another woman's sandal and she steps forward out of ther sandal and you are standing in the middle of a bridge with two different sandals under each foot?