Big Foot Died...

[AAP]

The man who started the entire Big Foot craze here in the U.S. died recently. He admitted in his last couple of days how he and friends faked the huge footprints and movies.

Sad, America lost it's very own monster. The Scots still have Nessie, South America still has that vampire goat sucker or whatever, we don't have shit. I nominate Al Sharpton for the next American Monster.

 

[HumorMe]

We have happy Scrappy!

 

[AAP]

I thought Big Foot was a male.

 

[HumorMe]

Good point!

 

[AAP]

America needs a real monster, not a sissy monster.

 

[Hannibal]

America needs a real monster, not a sissy monster.

M...is for Made in America...

 

[WODIN]

How about the Jersey Devil...

Not the deplorable hockey team, but the legendary 13th child of the leads family that was thrown into a swamp and grew into a hideous winged creature that eats people.

Or

The moth man. Hard to fear anything moth related unless your a sweater.

 

[MP5]

Analassbead, you are thinking of "Los Chupacabras". I have friends that actually believe in Bigfoot, bwaahahahahahaa

 

[BigRedCat]

Chupacabra is connected to aliens somehow. The people that claim to have seen it are dumb villagers that would have no reason to make that shit up. Maybe its an alien pet that got loose.

 

[DUSTY]

BIGFOOT DIED? NO KIDDING! DAMN!

 

[The_Mexican]

shitty